I have meet this girl who I have been dating for a little while, we are completely in love and commited on the hightest level. However, her s6 year old son has the nastiest farts known to man, I mean, it isn’t what he eats, they are always wicked. What is going on? I like her kid, but goddamn it, what is a man to do about these circumstances before me?
Ps. If his farts stink, shouldn’t her farts stink too? … but they don’t. I don’t know what is up, oh, the questions on the universe…
Check it out…
Aren’t you, like, 18? I’m serious, that colors the entire conversation.
That said, kids tend to be stinky. The question is whether now is the right time in your life for that sort of thing.
What kind of meds is he on?
No, I am not like 18. the conversation is in mundane babble, I don’t know how any age can be colored.
I am actually like 27, and just got out of college and don’t care to impress anyone or use big words, I am ready for children and a family. that is my #1 priority. Are you like 16 or something? Thanks for the kind assuming words to a thread that was supposed to be light, trivial and playful.
Not at all. I was merely mistaken, I thought you had said that at some point.
And the difference between an 18 year old and a 27 year old is night-and-day as you should well know! So it becomes important when discussing what they ought do with their girlfriend and said girlfriend’s child. No offense was meant, I was merely operating on false information and for that I apologize.
My comment about stinky children remains, but beano isn’t a bad call.
I’m prone to gas on occasion, and I have found that if you eat two oranges a day, (while they still don’t smell like easter lillies) the farts tend to be less stinky.
Boss is right, check out meds or advise your girlfriend to get a doctor to check him out. Boy’s farts stink but, if its bad enough for you to truly be concerned he may have a medical problem, and it could be serious. Get the boy to a Doctor for safety reasons. Our bodies send out signals when we are ill and odors are the most common warning signs of potentially serious problems. From farts to bad breathe to B. O.
eat the beano then the kid and hope for the best.
ok, no worries 
Your body has elected your girlfriend as one fit for you to procreate with. Thus you don’t mind her smell. But her kid is the child of her and another man; your repulsion towards its smell is therefore probably a genetical hatred.
ROFL, get the kid medically checked out. If he gets a clean bill of health then go for the physchological reasons he stinks to you. I presume at this point his own mother thinks its bad too? If so, Get the kid checked out.
solution…
stick an air freshener in his pants and stop smelling his ass…
-Imp
it is beyond bad, I mean, it is painful, to her as well. We both love her kid, but jesus, I mean, I’ve lost brains cells from it I am sure.
Last night we all had a fart war while drinking some wine and chowing on crackers. I actually won on the number of farts, but the kid won, clearing the living room on one.
Yeah, he probably needs to get checked out, he has been like this for years.
Do his feet stink too?
I suggest two surgical remedies, either
Or, you could always frame him for some sort of crime and persuade the mother to place him in care. Let me know how you get on.
Like Dexter’s Frame of Her ex con boyfriend…brilliant.
Cork
A cork would only be very short term relief…hours later the poor sod would explode or fart through some other hole!
we decided to turn it around, we are going to feed him lots of mexican food one day and then go into a small fancy restaurant the next to see if we clear the resturant or get kicked out.
We just have to flow with it, b/c the flow keeps comin… 
