Give me a call on the phone.

Lately, me and Stuart have been getting to know each other over the phone.

So, I’ve been thinking, what other vetran members on ILP would like to converse with me over the phone that live in the United States?

If you want to converse with me on the phone to say hello or just a simple, “fuck you” give me a private message.

Only interested in vetran ILP members. New members not included.

Can’t take the chances of you being a NSA internet agent.

There’s no such thing as NSA internet agents.

Yes, there is. They don’t advertise.

I truly hate text based forums compared to the alternative, unfortunately I don’t live anywhere near a decent metropolitan area, so I extend Joker’s offer.

I would really appreciate the coffee , however I have a major reservation of which Stuart is aware and I am unable to disclose, on account of reasons of propriety.

The other is having to do with uncertainty over what veteran IPL membership consists of.

Errata: substitute offer foe coffee above although a. cup of it would probably be a good idea just about now.

Obe: put your next cup on me.

I guess a veteran would need at least 200 post over a few months. Anyone I’ve had actual conversations with here are automatically invited, with no exceptions that I can think of.