Giving Other Members Nicknames

I am having fun giving other members nicknames in how I perceive them.

So far I got SIATD as Pink Dildo and Stoic as Alexander The Great because to me he has inherited his same very ineptitude of folly for worse also.

Feel free to list your own nicknames in this thread of other members.

I plan to come up with nicknames for other members here real soon.

Is this because your tired of me calling you Joker?

Whatever happened to “little meat puppet” and “Caesar”?

I personally like Cyrus the Great more than Alexander the Great.

I actually do not mind you calling me Joker in that it was my old alias used not to mention my second favorite super villain to Lex Luthor. In my opinion from getting to know you more I think you have graduated from meat puppet to the present nickname I have assigned you.

I almost came to nicknaming you Caesar where it was almost a draw between that and Alexander. The reason I decided to go with Alexander is because if you think about it Caesar was just a Roman copy cat of him. Alexander was the original prodigy.

I don’t really see your ideology resembling a Cyrus although you may have some parallels to him philosophically.

At the moment I am really trying to get into the groove with my new alias Loki because of the whole being a rebel against the “gods” thing and because of my Scandinavian roots. It was either him or the mythical archetype Lucifer.

I like to think of myself as a tempter, trickster, grand instigator, demonic, and a teacher of forbidden knowledge.

SIATD was easy to come up with the nickname Pink Dildo due to his recent exploits of posting a picture of a huge pink dildo.

I thought maybe it’s because i’m young.

How so?

:laughing:

Other names I have come up with presently is Manatee for Blurry because of our constant animosity towards each other and Sir Thomas Moore for Pav because of his strong embracing of socialism.

Flannel Jesus strikes me as a George Carlin. I have chosen the nickname Boudica for Polly because she strikes me as one of the rare strong and independent thinking women on the face of the planet.

I have decided the nickname Stuart Smalley for Faust from the old SNL skit played by Al Franken now the current senator of Minnesota. Google the comedy skit or check it out on youtube to see why.

Lizbeth I have decided to nickname Lorraine from the old Mad TV comedy skit.

Moreno I haved decided to nickname Proudhon from the notable French anarchist syndicalist.

In my mind Lizbethrose is ‘Kristwest’

No wonder she always seemed familiar.

Quetz shall for now on be called Chairman Mao.

Stoic has been downgraded to Caligula.

UglyFuckingPeople shall be called Milton Friedman

Pink Dildo also known as SIATD shall for now on be called Using My Own Pink Dildo On Myself or some other similar variation depending on my mood.

Contra shall be called Diogenes.

Authority Figure used to be Gobbo, who when I disagreed with him I used to call Gobboshite (as in gobshite, as in someone who talks shit, as in someone who is saying things you think are wrong). These days though he’s got this whole hippy Jesus thing going on, which doesn’t lend itself too well to nicknames. Plus he talks a lot less shit than he used to, however hard that might be for some people to grasp.

Aside from that I don’t recall using nicknames on here. I quite like ‘Pink Dildo’, like I’m the effeminate penetration of people’s prejudices and misconceptions. I can totally live with that. In fact, I might ask the mods to change my username.

:banana-dance:

I will note that the dildo I posted a picture of was not huge, at least not in dildo terms. However, Joker’s perception of its hugeness perhaps betrays certain truths about him that might, just might, offer an insight into his somewhat resentful approach to the world.

To Using My Own Pink Dildo On Myself:

I am glad that you like your new nickname. It is a win win for everybody.

I am also glad that you are honest about liking your own self abasement but please do not involve me in any of your sexual fantasies with the pink dildo. That is just disgusting.

For now on I shall call Authority Figure Alien Messiah. So shall it be written and noted for the record! I need a fucking gavel in here!

Also, EyesInTheDark shall be called Thomas Hobbes or Leviathan for short.

Magsj shall be called Whoopi Goldberg.

Statiktech shall be called Gadfly.

Nameta shall be called Artemis.

Smears shall be called Pizza Parlor Drug Dealing Cowboy.

FilmSnob shall be called Anakin Skywalker.

Turtle shall be called Rush Limbaugh.

James S Saint shall be called Ronald Reagan.

Jayson shall be called Moses The Deliverer.

Felix Dekat shall be called Disciple Of Moses.

Phyllo shall be called Sean Hannity Fox News Corp

Omar shall be called Glenn Beck.

I think Faust should be Sensei.

Moreno should be downgraded to “smart or a smartass?”

Btw, I would rather call you Hermes than Loki, just because I have a better grasp of Hermes than Loki.

Does it fit, d’you think?

No way! In no way will Stuart Smalley be called Sensei!

Moreno really is a Proudhon however the neat thing of this game is that you can call anybody anything you want to.

In what way do I relate to Hermes?

Hermes is the trickster god. His role is similar in his mythology to what I understand Loki’s role to be in his.

God of lying, thieving, and most of all, prankstering and joking.

I don’t think some of these names fit very well. Like how does turtle get “Rush Limbaugh”? That just doesn’t make sense. Anyways, here’s mine:

MathIsACircle (the artist formerly known as): Poindexter.

Dan~: Guru.

Faust: Grimace (from the old McDonalds commercials)

Fent: quack.

aletheia: Postmodernism Generator.

statiktech: Watson.

It‘s possible I suppose. Hermes, Loki, Lucifer, Apep, Ba’al, Hanuman,Supay, or the native American Coyote.

The trickster, chaos, and rebel archetype can be found all throughout the world’s mythologies.

Those names make feel at home. :stuck_out_tongue: