God is a fat c*nt

God is a fat c**t of nonexistence!
I know this because noone can know God.
That’s like conversing with a mountain that has a mouth.
Impossible…

Domination Theology
only demonstrates the power of argumentation
and the strength of the vocal muscle

Some athiests in America will find their careers damaged
because they do not believe in the certainity of certain
question marks…i.e. constructive doubt!

God is a fat count of might Christ Almighty Collective Agreement
You see the only God that exists is the God that cannot be touched
interpreted thought or vocalised
You claim to have God
is actually to bastardise life itself
is to undermine everything

how dare you call the manager
to make a formal complaint
you cheeky arrogant earthdwelling
culturally conditioned faith hater!

I have faith only in the faithless.
Real faith works a week and makes the dinner
pays the bills burps farts and laughs and cries
and is host to all kinds of living exprience

God is not symbolic
God is not human
God does not write books
God does not have a personality disorder
God has no vision
God does not needed glasses
God does not argue
God has no plan
God has no insurance policy
God is not a homeowner
God is not bitter sweet or brutal sure
God has no hands

I know this becaue I have hands
I know these things because I am not God

Islam
Judaism
Christanity
are antithetical to God

in order to prove this
they will shot me
and then destory the world
as it was in the beginning
shall be forever and ever
a small petty man trying
to understand why is
hate ate his reason

They are very near a gas station
They are even closer to a zoo
They are just round the corner from an education facility
They are minutes away form a school where infighting is the
symptom of a holisitic oxymoronic inverted tumour love of
serious immaturity that seeks a Holy Regression of Civilisation

GOD
IS
THE
SCAFFOLDING
OF REALITY

signed
contrary
anonymity

(there is enough space to breathe)

You just sooo wimped out on the title. #-o

Now “God is a fat C-two-stars-T” That just makes no sense at all. Byron would call you a coward…!!!

I’m no coward. If the post gets deleted no one can read it.

But it will have existed uncompromized…

What’s more important…? Purity, or the fear of the consequences of that purity…?

The difference between a poet and a hack lies in the answer.

O bollocks!

The printed version has not be decunted purely the online version to avoid deletion. censorship has its place.

You’ve got a tough sell. I’ve written reams over the years and I might as well have written on toilet paper so it would be useful. It’s just too damned simple. WARNING: If they ever truly understand, they’ll crucify you.

JT’s poetic blues.

Tentative, while in poetry construction,
Did feel below a roiling ruction,
A twist of gut and spool of spleen,
a ghost of curries that had been.

Making haste to the Double-U-C,
(No time to cross that final ‘T’)
Dropping trousers under dire duress,
His poem not yet gone to press.

Oh Bollocks - no paper - what to do…?
Ignoble sacrifice…? Or a handful of poo…?
Tentative, ever practical, rubbed his nose.
“It’ll wash off, I suppose…”

Collin - I liked this bit.

Still needs to rhyme though. :evilfun:

I apologise Colin, but I’ve edited your title to make it less offensive.

Tab,

You’re just too in love with rhetoric. :smiley: I guess that’s to be expected of a wordslinger.

Nice off-the-cuff poem! And yes, it ALL washes off. Still, better to wear a condom when messing around with a c**t. :laughing:

siatd,

God is a can’t??? You’re messing things up. It doesn’t make sense that way.

Tabula: Still needs to rhyme though.

That’s debatable but it might well flow better if I make it rhyme intentionally…either way this is a hodge podge of poetic ideas that I just had to get down…

God:
the sod,
the PC Plod
of the Universe.

The Earth is a urinal,
and so is the Sun;
they sit side by side.
God pisses in the middle
on the floor.

That’s what God does:
he urinates on the floor,
and then chokes
on his Christmas pudding.

THE END

When a man insults and detests god, he is actually showing his disgust towards the domination that men practice through word.

Whatever created the universe – is far higher then the universe – and that universe is far higher then a man.

When any man claims to be a messenger of god, he takes upon himself the ultimate arrogance, and claims to possess they ultimate authority over others, though each of them are still human.

No other animal on earth is as arrogant as man, therefor no other animal on earth believes in god – other then man. No other animal dominates and destroys the earth, either.

The word “God” has been infinitely humanized, as man made god in his own image, and got to see that it was very full of shit…

i don’t think the title should of been edited. but i guess, in the end, we are just a little ol’ forum on a philosophy website. ah, but controversy is good for philosophy. I OBJECT!

Colinsign: I appreciate your honesty in this piece and your willingness not to intellectualize your language and hide it with pointless lyricy and metaphor.
I once wrote a poem called

, so i find it really interesting that you used that phrase. i’m no longer original! but, who am i kidding, its a universal feeling. i think the best criticism i have to offer is to watchout for preachiness. its would be hypocritical to preach against preaching…religious preaching i mean. this is a criticism i used to get a lot and i’ve never been able to figure out whats better: honesty or humility. however, expression and its freedom is so beautiful that maybe it does not clash with humility. or it does? these are the freaking questions. its gets nietzschean for me sometimes.

good luck, i’ll try to argue against SIATD and company.

Arguing to allow the pollution of our language is equivalent to arguing to allow the pollution of our environment. I still thought ct was a piece of st. Aw, what the fk, nothing really matters anyway does it? I am hereby proposing a new motto for our forum; FREEDOM OF POLLUTION. Come on people. Let’s see how fking low we can go before we begin suffocating in our own s**t.

I think in this instance the “censorship” was unwise an ill-advised. Perhaps the title would have been inappropriate in the Religion forum, but I think in a forum dedicated to Creative Writing a certain latitude is crucial. If the NEA can fund “Piss Christ” then I think we can afford to be mature enough to view or not view a potentially offensive poem title.

Banana-titted African women in National Geographic Magazine can sit in the waiting room of your pediatrician’s office. Jenna Jameson’s saline enhanced mammaries require proof of age and credit card info. Ever wonder why we make a distinction? One is considered puriant and one is considered art.

Poetry is art and should always get the benefit of the doubt. Even bad art is still art.

My practical joke worked like a charm. I’m genuinely pleased.

For those who don’t realise - I actually removed one of the *s from Colin’s title to make it more explicit, not less. Funny though, people who came into this after I’d done that merely presumed…

:smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

You cheeky monkey, you. :laughing:

But you still can’t fuck with so much as one character of a poem without fucking with the meaning. [-X

'Banana-titted African women in National Geographic Magazine can sit in the waiting room of your pediatrician’s office. Jenna Jameson’s saline enhanced mammaries require proof of age and credit card info. Ever wonder why we make a distinction? One is considered puriant and one is considered art.

Poetry is art and should always get the benefit of the doubt. Even bad art is still art.’

Phaedrus, you could have just come clean and said = Colin’s an immaturity, what more do you expect from him?

Even bad art is still art - haha! Perhaps I should have that tattoed on my forehead.