Fart fart fart fart
Poop poop poop poop
fart fart fart fart
poop poop poop poop
ass ass ass ass ass
gas gas gas gas gas
pass pass pass pass pass
Am I on the right track here? =D>
But can you name the tune that was sung too?
Good, 'cause I forgot.
But you see, I think we need to delve deeper into this poem.
Perhaps the bits of faeces represent the generative threads on ILP, while the farts represent the ones full of hot air.
But then we have to ask ourselves: is poop better than fart?
Beans, beans the magical fruit:
the more you eat, the more you toot.
The more you toot, the better you feel;
so eat your beans with every meal!
– author unknown
I don’t know. What was the question again? 
I think it is something about fuckin’ existential crisis or something.
Throw in a dash of induction for fun.
Who told you about my existential crisis?!?! 
So, is this a fart or a poop?
It’s one of those cases where I’m not real sure.
Should I risk it, or head to the bathroom?
I think it’s probably best to just try pooping everything out. A withheld fart can build up and cause a bloating pain.
Just let it go, dude.
Ok, I never thought I’d be involved in a thread like this. 