Good News from ILP's Resident Magician

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Hey ILP,

Long time no type!

I am here to tell those of you that remember me the latest news concerning me, Smoothini the Ghetto Houdini. I just found out that I’m going to be a father!!! Yes, I am going to be a daddy. A few years ago I had a run-in with a baby with my ex, but we had an abortion. I wrote about that in 2004 in the writing section. But this time, it is a keeper.

I am so freaking happy, I can’t contain myself.

Also my magic is doing very well. Check out my website when you have a chance to see photo’s and my TV appearences.

Also, I’m going to New York City again to perform, so if anybody is out there, you can catch my show in Manhattan.

Ooh, you guys can help me out to. If you want to see me do something near you Click here and Demand Smoothini in your neck of the woods. Thanks!

And Ben, how are things?

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I thought you were an avowed butt-man.

Your sig would seem to suggest otherwise.

Congrats on the baby.

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congratulations smooth!

-Imp

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Excellent work on the baby front. :smiley:

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Way to be fertile. Since you’re going to be a father, you should work on setting a good example. One place to start might be changing you sig to something that doesn’t objectify anybody. Just a suggestion.

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I am a butt man, that is kind of why my girlfriend has a great rear-view, if you know what I mean… lol

As for the signature setting a bad example… I’m pretty sure that the other parts of my life are way much of a good example than a signature containing 3 beautiful women. But that is just me.

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No doubt. Still, I appreciate that you took my suggestion. Cheers.

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Gah, I totally misread the title of this thread. I was thinking to myself “Surely, we have more than one member from Michigan?”

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I’m not sure if there was a thread already set up for this, I didn’t even hit the search feature… but surely a few of you here have MySpace. Right?

Well, was wondering if any of you wanted to add me. I got a new video up in my Blog, in case you all want to see.

MySpace.com/Smoothini

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Hey ILP… wanted to share the news.

I’m having a baby boy!

We are naming him Tomas B. De la Cruz III

Or, as I call him, T3.

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Sweet. You and Tab can have a baby-poo forum.

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congratulations!!!

-Imp

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Name it Scott!!

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Baio!