I’m sitting in a laundry mat, drying a sweater (got soaked through while walking), and watching Yakuza Apocalypse minding my own business, when a black man walks in from the other side of the ksundrymat and announces “Hello, How are you!” and I answer back “Fantastic”. I only got two replies, Fantastic or Terrible, and I offer them up at random, cause I just don’t care about such formalities (people get stunned sometimes when I say terrible, and it throws me off cause I forget I even said terrible, so I end up staring at their reaction asking WTF).
I continue watching… headphones in the whole time, and he says “You must be a racist because you don’t like black people”…
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Honestly, what the fuck? I looked around, to see if there was racism around me. No KKK hoodie, no copy of Mein Kampf, no indication of anything. Only damn thing I said was fantastic, off hand… wasn’t even sarcastic, just distracted, cause I’m watching Yakuza Apocalypse.
I stuttered, asking “What makes you say that?” Looking around confused.
“Oh, never mind me”…
He left, didn’t wash his stuff.
I think his whole purpose was to walk up to me and call me a racist.
Maybe Smears, I might walk around delusionally color blind at a superficial level, but on a subconscious level, I look at Black People and just think of Dave Chapelle eating Chicken.
If I fuck a black prostitute, will it prove beyond a lingering doubt in the eyes of the African American community that I’m not a racist? I can videotape it, put it online, whenever someone accuses me of bring a racist, I can whip out my phone and show it to them, saying something like:
“I like my women like I like my coffee, Black and Bitter”.
Maybe that will quash any claims to being called a racist.
But I’m worried if they see the video and laugh a my joke, they will try to make me do some weird, coded, multistep handshake. I dont like shaking hands with anyone. Black people want my hands to be all gymnastic, doing flips and slides, explaining to me what it means… white guys want to crush my hand, like it’s a contest. I dont want anyone to touch my fucking hand anymore, if you knew what I do with it, you wouldnt want to shake my hand either. Its not about race, just leave my hand out of it. If you really gotta do something with your hands, wave at a distance.
I can see all of them on my android phone. Are you viewing the mobile site? When you’re on the page, you gotta click settings in the browser and select, “show desktop site”. It’s better that way. Also, Maybe your phone is just old or something. Old phones didn’t support the java or the flash or whatever those nerds call that stuff. You gotta upgrade maaaaan.
Do you use the chrome browser that came with the phone? If so, there’s a tab that should be on the top left of the browser. When you click it, it’ll give you a drop down menu and there should be an option to “request desktop site”. You have to click that every time you come to the site, but it’s worth it. I hate mobile sites. They were invented for back in the day when screens were small. Now screens are big and they just suck.
Most phones have a combination of buttons that you can press that’ll take a screenshot and save it to your pictures. What phone do you have? Just google “whatever phone you have how to take a screenshot”.
Wow… I’ve had 7 messages I never could see in the mobile site version, couldn’t ever find them, they just showed up… one did at least. Was always pissing me off, always said 7 messages but I had nothing. This is from Twatto:
He probably thinks he was pretty badassed for saying that. He likely lived life getting his ass regularly handed go him, absolutely blown away every time he got his ass kicked.
People who think they can solve philosophical problems don’t really know what philosophical problems are. When you think you’ve solved a philosophical problem, all you’ve really done is taken a position in a debate.
Press and hold the power button and the volume down button at the same time and your phone should take a screenshot.
The rest are just board warnings or threats and explanations that threats are swell by moderators.
Fuck… nothing good.
I had one thread deleted by Only Humean, despite him saying the thesis was good… way to go you fucking moron.
He isn’t the smartest guy, always the last to get something. Conan O’Brien did the exact same damn thing, got to meet the Prime Minister of Finland for it. I do it, I get into trouble with the tarred moderators here.
