You will LOVE the last line!
Why Older Chicks Rule
by Andy Rooney from CBS “60 Minutes”.
This is for all you girls 40 years and over …
and for those who are turning 40, and for those who are scared of
moving into their 50’s … AND 60’s … and for guys who are scared of girls
over 40!!!
Andy Rooney says:
As I grow in age, I value women who are over 40
most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:
A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle
of the night to ask, “What are
you thinking?”
She doesn’t care what you think.
If a woman over 40 doesn’t want to watch the
game, she doesn’t sit around whining about it. She does something she wants
to do. And, it’s usually something more interesting.
A
woman over 40 knows herself well enough to be
assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom.
Few women past the age of 40 give a hoot what you might think about
her or what she’s doing.
Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a
screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle
of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if
you deserve it, they won’t hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can
get away with it.
Older women are generous with praise, often
undeserved. They know what
it’s like to be
appreciated.
A woman over 40 has the self-assurance to
introduce you to her women friends. A younger woman
with a man will often ignore even her best friend because she doesn’t trust
the guy with other women. Women over 40 couldn’t care less if
you’re attracted to her friends because she knows her friends won’t betray
her.
Women get psychic as they age. You never have to
confess your sins to a woman over 40. They always know.
A woman over 40 looks good wearing bright red
lipstick. This is not true of younger women.
Once you get past a
wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is
far sexier than her younger counterpart.
Older women are forthright and honest. They’ll
tell you right off if you are a jerk, if you are acting like one! You don’t
ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of
reasons. Unfortunately, it’s not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart,
well-coiffed hot woman of 40+, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow
pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year-old waitress.
Ladies, I apologize.
For all those men who say, “Why buy the cow when
you can get the milk for free”, here’s an update for you. Now 80% of women
are against marriage, why? Because women realize it’s not worth buying
an entire pig, just to get a little sausage 
