Kris -
Give me time. I intend to move up in the rankings.
A mule with gown and cap can’t be good then? 
I mean, if faust wants to move up the ranks, that’s not a good sign… oh! I don’t want to be a mule; I want to be a (silly) goat.
No, No Km you must be a graduating mule otherwise how will you ever understand the revolution, Once you understand the concept of the smart mule you will kick yourself in the ass for ever not wanting to be one.
Can I let go of your hand yet or do I spell it out. Come on you qualify for a high rank you can figure it out! I have faith. I prefer two handed drinking so come on you can do it! =D> My beer is getting warm.
So are you going to tell me?
Ok another word for mule is Jackass shortened it is , ass. If you graduate you are smart, so a graduating mule is a…smart ass. I know, you were just testing me to see if I knew what I was talking about right? 
No I wasn’t. 
I was serious.
I thought it would be something more arcane because I could NEVER see Bessy as number 2 on a smart arse list and there’s so many smart arses left off the list. It threw me off.
Never mind. Let’s not get lost on a flippant throw away line 
[size=84]PS Thanks for the vote, Tent (bitch)[/size]
What? Did you picture her as number one smart ass? Be careful here, there is a big pile in front of you, you may step in it.
Absolutely not. Bess is smart (head) and has a gorgeous arse but the two are separated by a piping hot body. 
ooooooohhhhh you are slick. Did that hurt though?