Behold! The true story of George Washington!
I won’t bother to ask you how the heck to found that video… 
Haha! What a weird and occasionally hilarious clip.
Washington was a dick. 
You know, I always suspected there was something schools never taught me about Washington. Now I know.
That was the weirdest video I’ve ever seen.
boy, you sure learn some neat things on line…
six foot twenty? wow…
-Imp