Head on.

Head On, Apply Directly to the Forehead!

Head On, Apply Directly to the Forehead!

Head On, Apply Directly to the Forehead!

Did anybody else think they were going insane the first time they saw this commercial, at like 3 am?

About a week ago, I had a friend over visiting in the wee hours. We were talking about pizza or Hezbollah or something dumb like that, and the commercial came on. I banked on him not having seen it before (he’s a day person), and immediately dropped to my knees, started bowing and chanting along with the commercial, then stood up and continued my conversation. For like 10 seconds his world was a horrible, paranoid place to be. I live for stuff like that.

lol

I’ve seen that commercial.

I like the creepy Jim Socolov one too.

“Hi, I’m Jim Socolov, I fix problems.”