HEALTH AND BEAUTY remedies/tips/secrets

:smiley: to keep ILP gorgeous!

ill start with a couple:

for oily skin, go to a steam room (note: not sauna, steam) and put honey over the area (yes, just honey- the kind you eat) your skin will, in a few minutes, be super dry!

for a healthy glow: olive oil left on the face for a few minutes, then washed off. Italians use this remedy to keep their skin luminous!

good, healthy complexion: (i use this ALOT myself) wash your face with tea, and for puffy eyes, make a cup of camomile tea with two bags, refrigerate the bags, lay over eyes for compress

makeup tip: to put emphasis on the cupid’s arch (over upper lip) apply small dab of white shimmer powder- this works very well

lip plumper: Lip Venomâ„¢ has ginseng and cinnamon to irritate lips- best way to do it! other plumpers have chemicals. lips (on your face), like nipples and vaginal lips, swell during arousal; this gives it that effect

pachouli: astringent, antidepressant, antiseptic (etc etc etc) get a shaving lotion (KissMyFace - earth friendly,cruelty free, organic products) or try their pachouli bath

cucumbers: refresh- no, not like that! cut super thin slices from a refrigerated one and put all over face- wait about 5-8 min. and rinse off

TEA TREE OIL: this is THE BEST for blemishes and oily skin, buy some at a health food store (try Desert Essence up to $5) and dab on blemish. smells TERRIBLE- wash off before you leave the house. its like uber strong mint and vodka- simply awful! but your skin will drink it up well

dry skin or cuts: buy vitamin E oil (health food store) and dab on. best herbal solution: i use Burt’s Bees res-q ointment-works for cuts briuses bumps, bites, and scratches

…more to come…stay a while, add your own…

Hello F(r)iends,

Sperm is a great facial cream.

:laughing:

-Thirst4Vulgarity =D>

It also makes a great massage oil and hair conditioner…

Honest…

[-X boys boys boys…

you guys should make a line of skincare products!

Talking of sperm… remember girls, always swallow. Sperm has been proven to help lose weight, so if you wanna shake that extra holiday fat then you know what to do.
Now thats a health tip… :wink:

If ever there was an incitement to masturbation this post was it…

…i honestly dont get it…
all i mentioned were boys and skincare products–is there something you arent telling us, SAITD?

and angst- that was a cute try, but the only one who would actually fall for it would be PhiloGirl…i love that slut…

I’m not talking to you until you learn to spell the abbreviation of my handle correctly…

:^o

tell me SDATI!!!

:smiley:

Seriously… sperm REALY does help you lose weight.

Particularly if you’re a man… I just lost about another teaspoonful of weight and it felt GREAT!

:astonished:

you have become exceptionally horny, SAITD, in fact now its just a teensy weensy bit frightening…

I’m just messing around, sex is the easiest topic to be playful with because it almost inherently contains risk…

being playful is one thing but giving people a mental image of you pulling on your penis is another…

Private parts aside, back to the original idea behind this thread;

For insomnia, try lying down with a Kleenex in your hand. Dunno why, but sometimes it works for me.

Private parts aside, back to the original idea behind this thread;

For insomnia, try lying down with a Kleenex in your hand. Dunno why, but sometimes it works for me.

Side affects? repetative post syndrome.

:blush:

There should be some sort of warning on the Kleenex box…

If you have such a mental image then you should ask yourself why it was so easy for the words that I wrote to conjure it up. I can’t be blamed for your imagination…

You should read Houellebecq. He’s a pornographic French author who is highly rated (and possibly my favourite contemporary novelist, though for quite different reasons to those stated by the European press who generally suck up to him) and whose writing will destroy what few barriers your imagination has. Compared to the slightly distasteful image mentioned above he’ll probably make you vomit.