Message me and I’ll tell you what I need.
Just like that huh? I’ve known you for only a few days and you’re already asking me to help you describe images. I don’t just help anybody describe images, maia. Tell me why I should trust you.
All right, don’t then.
you’re not even gonna try to talk me out of it? this is crazy.
Maia is notoriously spoiled and stubborn, be forewarned. The world revolves around her.
My PMs don’t work. Better not be a cock or something.
If it is art, let me know the artist if known, and name of work.
Oooooh, I’m so spamming that.
Why is it so private? Is it porn pics? Are you frustrated by the fact that you can’t get off to visual images so you want someone to describe it for you while you masturbate?
I barely use it anymore Gib, it has over 10,000 unread messages, go right ahead.
It was pics of elderly gay orgies, old Korean men sucking one another off and using their bodies as human ashtrays in a pagoda, while a guy stood in front of a portrait of Kim Il Sung, dressed in ceremonial military uniform, whipping them at random as they kneeled to his leather boots. DPRK flag drapped on one if the walls.
Most disturbing shit ever. She wanted all the detailsboots, absolutely insisted. The small, 90 year old man with the walker was taking all the moneyshots. Very eager beaver.
Or not that at all. I will leave it to your imaginations.
So that’s what Maia’s into.
Maia, I tried being you secret American lover once but you weren’t having it.
I didn’t even care that you were blind. You broke my fragile black heart.
Why via DM 