blogthings.com/starwarshoroscopes/
funny
-Imp
[size=125]Foreplay, Cuddling - A Jedi craves not these things…[/size]
The amazing Yoda Sex line generator.
funny
-Tab
londo, Ye god, they have me relating to londo,
I despise that guy. This web site has me turning
to the dark side.
LONDO, sheesh.
Why can I get luke, or yoda, but no I get that loser londo.
One ticked off Kropotkin
"Star Wars Horoscope for Libra
You are on a lifelong pursuit of justice and determined to succeed.
You convey the art of persuasion through the force.
You always display your supreme intelligence.
You have a great talent in obtaining balance between yourself and your surroundings.
Star wars character you are most like: Obi Wan Kenobie"
(yup, thats me)
A
What - an old, white-bearded, desert-dwelling, half crazed recluse…?
strange
-Tab
Tab,
You didn’t think I was a beautiful (liquid) angel did you?
A
Of course I did (and do) - in my mind you are a radiant being of frozen motion, light coruscating through your outstretched wings, a modern day Delphic oracle if you like.
Either that or a chipped ice-sculpture at a posh party. (It depends on wether I’m agreeing with you at the time… 
)
Old Jedi mind trick 
That site has a hate on for Aries.
Now, I’m not seeing it that way
Yeah, Aries is usually more of a mischievous imp than a malicious devil. They can play rough, but it is still play.
It is the Taurus you must dread.
(All the signs have their own blessings and flaws.)
gime the flaw of the libras, and i’ll show you how it’s already been overcame by me
Ok. Often Libra’s have a difficult time deciding on what they want, and more specifically they have difficulty directly expressing what they want from other people. They often hide this anxiety thru expressing what they want from other people as moral imperatives, al la “you should, you must” etc.
Libra’s can often be casually aloof in their love affairs. They are surprised by their lover’s sensations of neglect. They frequently fall into and out of love a bit too easily, which can leave their lover high and dry.
Although usually even-tempered and mild mannered once a Libra becomes angry then they get totally aggressive and unreasonable. They can lash out with unexpected cruelty and viciousness.
Not true. I know exactly what I want at any given moment. Trouble is the moment keeps changing… 
A
interesting, it is.
so now we’ve got height, and sign, where’s age?
I only need to look up to Nietzsche’s system and think through the scientific way to decide what I shall choose. Subsequently, all those humanly imperfections due to unorganised, unsystematic and unimformed reasoning, no longer apply to me.
Nietzsche signed himself as the July born Ceasar, but Octavian the libra already surpassed Ceasar in many ways - so Nietzsche should’ve signed himself more appropriately as Octavian. By the day that I surpass Nietzsche the libra himself, I shall not only strengthen all the strenghs of libras that’s in me, but also others signs’ as well - I shall then sign myself as Ubermensch.
While you’re perusing your beloved Nietzche, see if there are any quotes about bananas, bunch, and a few short of… I’ve always wondered about the master’s views on fruit. Does the Avocado stare back into you if you stare into the Avacado…? 
is that opposite a uberwench?
no but the corn stares back at you from the abyss.
Well, think about it: the Ubermensch specialises at making himself happy, so who should be considered as the opposite? One who’s good at making himself sad, of course. Who would that be then? The nihilist, of course.