How a man survives the titanic.

He puts on some lipsticks, adjusts his boobs and says “OUT OF THE WAY. COWABUNGA!” Dives off the ship head first and misses the boat, causing a stir and all the woman to laugh at him as he drowns.

Not everybodies definition of surviving.

You are right… It is not surviving, but living.

I’ve asked you this before: Do these things just pop into your head or do you post them only after careful consideration?

Or, perhaps, a truly miraculous combination of them both?

No, seriously.

Yes, of course, how dim of me.

It popped in my head, and after some minor adjustments it was a reflection of Truth itself. I am simply a messenger, a prophet of my time.