How "dirty" are you in the bedroom?

Is it normal intercourse, or is it much more?

I hate bathing, so I’d guess that I’m pretty dirty! :laughing:

it depends… to some girls dirty is anything other than missionary, whereas others find foursome’s dirty

I have over 80 total hours of footage of everything from me doing chicks on thier periods, to me pissing all over thier faces. I own two ball gags, a bunch of ropes and straps, and I’ve used a stun gun at times to make them be still. I used to get my ex in highschool to pretend she was dead when we did it.

I’m pretty straight but I’ve done some very risky stuff before. One time at a lake park I sat beside this girl named Meredith in a paddle-boat…the kind you peddle like a bicycle to go. I was a little nervous till later that night when we shared a milk shake, but I threw up on her and it went downhill from there.

Oh this one time I read one of those romance novels at Wal-Mart and saw some pretty hard-core stuff. I also peeked into my mom’s room one time and accidentally saw her in her bra.

This is just a taste of what I have done. Suffice it to say I’m thoroughly experienced with my wild side.

Well, I guess that beats Smears hands down! :laughing:

…that is until the forum perverts happen across this thread and start talking about things they’ve done that I can’t even pronounce let alone done. :astonished:

Tazering your sex partner sounds pretty kinky actually… :astonished:

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:laughing: Fucking awesome! :smiley:

Oh shucks I just like to do my best in the sack :laughing: Always room to improve, which means new things must be tried out! although feces and piss doesn’t turn me on.

P.S. Rouzbeh, your assumption was so Right ROFL

I think a smiley describes it best: :smiley:
That’s still some messed up stuff though, unless it’s, and I’m assuming it is, a misunderstood joke

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Ropes, chains, whips and blindfolds. :laughing:

So you women on here don’t do much?

…so, how dirty are you, in bed? :wink: I would think ‘very’ since you posed the question!

I’ll leave that up to your imagination for the moment. Rest assured, I will eventually lay forth.

Mag, you can begin with the explaining of your dirtiness.

Nevermind. I know you are too uptight for that.

Pretty much everything except beastiality and bondage.

I seriously do not know why I enjoy looking at woman’s urine and faeces. Sexual repression is perhaps a part in this.

Why does man prefer a position that tries to disassociate itself with animals? That being the frontal position.

I don’t know if it’s a “preference” exactly, but according to human sexuality, there was some reason within human evolution that it was ‘more successful’ in some regard for males to mate in the frontal position (or at least from the front along with many other positions). It also could have been a by-product of another evolved trait.

Regardless, there are no ‘rules’ about sex. Human animals can do some crazy sex stuff and I actually find it all fascinating.

You swine! :angry:

Well I hate bathing, so sometimes I just feel …so damn dirty! That what you meant/dirty enough for ya? :wink:

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I knew you’d be a dirty puppy, though, Aidan - I’m impressed with the fact that it was quicker for you to say what you haven’t done than what you have! :laughing:

Humans, being too intelligent, are going to things like this to appease boredom.

I’m no “dirtier” than you, Magsj. It’s not my problem you don’t wish to share your preferences in sex.

Of course there are no rules. All I am asking is why do humans prefer it?

Humans do crazy sex stuff because we will do anything to sate our desires.

I found things, other than dirty sex, to appease my boredom over the years - we look for excitement in different things: for we all seek excitement in different experiences in life.

I haven’t done anything (sexually) that is deemed dirty, as yet: save for having fun! :slight_smile: