How do you bend a spoon with the power of mind?

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How do people walk on water, or so they say?

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In the heading for this thread, you led me to believe you would pose a question concerning the bending of spoons. So I was disappointed and saddened to discover, upon opening said thread, that I had been misled and lied to. You’re deceptive, Dan97025787582, deceptive and immoral.

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James

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One simply tells ones mind that the spoon has bent…

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acid

mescaline

shrooms

peyote

salvia

I’ve seen people on hallucinagens do some pretty crazy shit. Reality bends around the person, as it’s their mind that creates part of it.

I wish you all could see.

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Just use your mind to think of an ingenious way to get some other idiot to go through the effort of bending the spoon for you.

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Try to trepan yourself with it.

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I think all those spoon bending freaks just had rough hands… ever notice how they rubbed the spoons a lot? Friction.

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Ask yourself what use is a bent spoon and then realise how much better off you are.

  • ben
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Depends which way its bend, if bent well you could fashion it into a small laddle. Perfectly useful for dishing out small portions of soup.

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ben wrote:

=D> The way you put it, not bending the spoon sounds like the more impressive trick.

Besides, ‘there is no spoon!’. Don’t you people watch movies?

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she don’t mind
she don’t mind
she don’t mind

cocaine -Slow hand

-Imp

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This is true. However, if one who is different then the majority, as plato says, he is more intelligent.

If one can bent metallic things, with his mind, will not he be famous.
I post this question for the heck of it, after I watch the Montel talk show.
The dude I don’t know how but he bent the forks and soons, the tips edges, the center of the circle of the spoon, and all crazy psychic things.

Just my wild thoughts let lose, which cause my thread to be moved here. ](*,)

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Walking on water is equivalent to benting spoons with mind.
The use of mind.
You need more philosophical training!

Plus we live in a deceiveful world, our parents decieves us, society decievesus, magician decieves us. And your own intellected has decieve you. So not to sound offensive. Ido not despise you nor the staffs for moving the thread here, for I know in the future you all will be enlighten.

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Or a retard. Everyone is different from the majority. The minorities ARE the majority.

This is not the rest of the world. Here at ILP you will find a nifty little bastion of free speech where there is no need for deciept. SO LEAVE IT OUTSIDE THANKYOUVERYMUCH! :imp: And we have enough enlightment already, so just throw it on the pile! :smiley:

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:sigh:

Can I buy a laugh, anyone? :unamused:

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James’ School of Grammar

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I am going to follow your advice, and get started on my philosophical training. You stick with learning English. :slight_smile:

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Regards,

James

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I do not depise your comments made against me, for I know in the future
you will be wise.

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I do not depise the comments that made against me, for I know in the future you will attain intelligence.