I lost track of how many I have, I locked them all in a room because they won’t shut up and were always causing problems. I keep one small one out as a pet, to keep me company. I have managed to housebreak it, teach it to sit, stay and speak. The speaking part was a mistake, its always the small ones that yap,yap, yap. Damn shame I can’t sit on it. It wiggles away. I named it too, STFU is its name.
when I read the last lines of your post, and looking at your avatar, a sleeping kitten.
It makes me think if she voices, her head will sudden shoot up, like a person sleeping in a class, and all of a sudden he pop up, telling he have fallen off a cliff or bike.
Myself! i can perform excorcism, but maybe it’s best if i leave the voices in my head alone for a good long time- i seem to be getting driven off the wall by lust lately .
LMAO in this household of mine it would not surprise me too much. The 4 legged kids here are very communicative and loving. Everyday much goes on here as far as what passes for sibling interaction between the two species. Some arguments but, mostly play and tight knit bonding. Dogs think they are cats, cats think they are dogs and all think they are human So should my Gatorman start to talk to me LOL I would not be too surprised.
(1) “You really want to keep together and not get in trouble again.”
(2) “Oh. Too much shit! For god’s sakes too much shit!”
(3) “Nihilism is bliss.”
(4) “Attack the universe with my blunt scalpel!!”
(5) "Shut up. Work. Shut up. Work. . . . "
(6) “Sex.”
(7) “God, are you fucked up.”
(8) “There’s a balance there.”
(9) “Fuck you all.”
(10) “Knight”
(11) “Weird, dark, depressing is cool.”
(12) "Rainbows, lollypops, and - candy, sugar blossoms . . . "