How To Become A Cult Figure in 9 Easy Steps

Steps:

1 ) Possess total integrity. The masses will be in awe of your supernatural ability.

2 ) Try to be as normal as you possible can be!! This will truly back-fire on you.

3 ) Surround yourself with as many people who resemble horses as you possibly can. This one will rock your world.

4 ) Have at least one friend who gives you filter coffee in a 1.5 litre Coca Cola bottle.

5 ) Honestly fail to see why you may be regarded as a cult figure, and consciously will that you may be left alone.

6 ) Dress impeccably and deliver logical opinions whenever you can

7 ) Do exceptionally well in your schoolwork without really knowing why. Just have that edge. Just read those books.

8 ) Dislike touching people and be totally aloof.

9 ) Be pursued by at least one serial killer. And survive.