# how to build a cyborg
**URL:** https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/t/how-to-build-a-cyborg/37181
**Category:** Creative Writing
**Created:** [October 30, 2013, 5:15pm UTC](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/t/how-to-build-a-cyborg/37181 "2013-10-30T17:15:32Z")
**Posts on this page:** 2
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@Orbie](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/u/Orbie)
#### Post date: [October 30, 2013, 5:15pm UTC](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/t/how-to-build-a-cyborg/37181/1 "2013-10-30T17:15:32Z")
First of all build it from the ground up. With the forknowledge that it has to be from the ground up.
Dr. Bresnovoski, call him . Bren for short couldn’t get the hypore out of it. Hypore was just a failure in the device, a glitch the lab has been doodling for years. The map was very well flayed out. Whenever the hypore would take over, the planning went amok.
The cyborg went into overdrive, the mathemagical system would collapse when a certain value was reached. What to do? The hypor knew, on some level, that there was no two ways about it, but somehow they couldn’t get the glitch out.
. Bren shook his head. Well well well he said with a deep germanic accent. I don’t understand it. Had it all worked out. It is as if systemic failure was an intrinsic constant.
Let’s start it up. Ok, said the assistant. The unrelenting buzzing became a quiet hum, as lights, indicators and various super computing system mashed n… The cyborg’s eyes lit up.
It knows how to build it’s internal software, and yet persists.
The hypore engages, the hypor dis engages when maximum peripherals is reached, and it’s own autonomous systems start misinterpreting the signals. He scratched his head quizzically.
The automenon gets kicked in, the circuit works fine for a while, but then it becomes hyporic, it knows how to build the ideal model, and knows it doesent matter if the hy and the pore separate. It knows that degrees of separation don’t m$atter because the limit lock prevents a total disintegration and there is an automatic shut off.
It knows how much went into it’s construction. The internal design is flawless. What is going on?
Miss hess raised her hand. She was a demure petite little thing, right out of tech, and she was very insecure. " Bren: I think the auto referential system is obstructed by it’s knowledge of indeterminancy on the most basic level. It may be feigning a dysfunction".
But miss hess, how could that be possible? We have made sure that the mathematical limits wouldn’t be approached by a reasonable built in safeguard"
It keeps revving it’s turret like head , periscoping hypervigilating, as if it was afraid of something. It’s the software I am sure. The autonomous system is perfectly on course as perfectly validated. It operates on both levels of simulation and differentiation, and yet this dysfunction seems to pervaded it.
Miss hess breathlessly stands up and does some quick semantic exercises, going through sequential alogarhithms as if obsessively trying to decide where the snafu could have occurred.
"It wants to build the perfect cyborg, but maybe the frequency oscillation has to be increased between its mode of recognition on simoltenious frequencies between differentiating and reintegrating the available data.
Miss hess was still collecting data in her head, when she became extremely agitated. " bren, this is the real thing we have only 45 minutes until clear, and then a decision will have to be made, to either engage or end the program. Then you know the consequences. The borg may seek to deploy it’s autonomous systems, by faulting the available data, and act in accordance with a most probable outcome. We cannot stop it.
bren patted her head in a fatherly manner and assured her there was plenty of time and the borg would probably self correct before deploying.
“Yes, and the probability is overbearing that this last safety device is of absolute integrity to the order of 1 to 1,000,000,000 but that very slight chance even if almost completely non existent, is a worry.”
Then all of a sudden the boom bursted out the almost too heinous base of the borg’s emmitance
There is no room for. Failure. No room. It has gotto work.
I…Am…a monster…I…am…the perfect…hedious…thing created…
I…Am…the antichrist…but…I…
The borg was cleared screamed miss hess, the indetermeny safety was bypassed. The self referential systems are at the critical mode. Why why why?
Impossible. The lab was in a tumultous chaos. We must notify the president. General alert and evacuation. The cyborg’s one eye periscoped upward and descended and revolved.
“Infusion of the last magna. Put extra lead reinforcement between the coils. Maximize the pressure” screamed bren. Was the president and the chiefs notified?
“General alert, general alert”. Came the boom.
“Miss hess” go for the last unction. Miss hess breathlessly pushed the button. “It’s bypassed.”
…But…the hypore hissed through the boom…the transvaluators indicated maximum levels of critical function…
And suddenly there was total silence. The system shut down…there was applause…and then the boom balsted through the silence: I…L…“”“”"…LLLllllllL"LLLLLLLLLOOOpoPopoPopOOOOopLLLLLLOpOOO…VVVVVEELLOOOOOopVVVVVVEEEVVLEEEEEEEEE…137+55~=YYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOopOVVVopopOOOUUUUUU…I LOpVE yUOU…
…Happy halloween
.
---
### Author:  [@Ierrellus](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/u/Ierrellus)
#### Post date: [November 6, 2013, 2:06pm UTC](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/t/how-to-build-a-cyborg/37181/2 "2013-11-06T14:06:05Z")
Very well written. Entertaining. This sounds like it could be called "Frankenstein 2013!