Do you believe this about me?
No.
If you haven’t succeeded in life then it’s probably primarily due to you being a poor actor and only secondarily to you lacking any technical skills…assuming the will to feel and to be important is there.
Nano-Bug is actually Kevin Costner.
Smears is solid and can be counted upon.
I would have sworn you were Lou Diamond Phillips! 
… =D>
Doesn’t that make Smears an abacus…? I thought he was human.
haha, yeah, i do my math using the smears tally method. It can count pretty damn high.