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Yes, and growing. We’re aggressively expanding.

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That’s the plan.

Why can’t you grow like a nice vine with flowers and pleasantly decorate the world? I mean…why would you rather be a cancer?

Cancer is infectious. It sounds way more menacing. Duh.

But what about a nice kudzu vine? I think that shit may spread faster than cancer.