I am God.

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I am God, Yahweh, Jebus, the anti-christ, the devil, Buddha, your Mother, the totality of all that is. Before you call me a Jew let me finish.

Your existence was a horibble mistake of mine. I was bored lazy and foolish. Relative to my race, I am like a child, a noob, I didn’t know what I was doing.

There are some secrets I will never tell because it makes me feel weird to do so. What you need to know is that in all probability you are shit fucked. Honestly. This planet and your species are basically a horribly glitched, buggy abomination.

My apologies. Back when I created you I was overwhelmed. Still am. My race sent me here to witness what a ruinous spectacle of broke conglomerate of awful I have made. I had good intentions but you know sometimes my projects don’t turn out the way I want them too. What I am trying to say is you’re fucked, I was sent here with minimal powers as part of my punishment and there really is no hope for you. You have to save yourselves. I am quite weak actually. My username is Great and Wise not Great and Powerful.

Now my toys please post your comments such as how I have a god-complex, narcissism or just that I am a general Jew. If you don’t believe me that’s fine, it makes me respect you more it indicates you have a rational mind. Also dont believe what you read in the religious text. Half that shit wasnt my fault, it was yours, I only have guilt by proxy, like a woman who gives birth to an abomination. There are some things I dont know and I dont have very many powers right now so don’t ask for petty miracles and shit. It would take more than a miracle to fix this buggy mess of fuckshit that you are experiencing right now.

In fact, I have questions for you. How do you know that anything that has happened to you is actually true? How do you know any of your memories are real? You only experience memories in the present moment, the present time, and there is no such thing as time, only the changing of your tiny little experience.

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You are everything aren’t you. I’m your toy? lol

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You mean like plants? Even though they’re alive and aware.

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Plants have some energy but its more like a fuzz, a waters, like a magnet. I suppose if you chopped a forest down there might be some form of sentience.

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Could you reheat a burrito so hot that you, yourself, can’t eat?

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Plants have a lot of energy… which is why we consume them…They also take a lot of resources and soak sun all day… yet they only have a little bit of energy? I’m sure they have a lot of energy, maybe even more than some humans. The sun is a lot of energy.

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Can’t, or don’t want to. When I eat hot things my body says ow which is entertaining at times. However I don’t wish to use up all of my ability to sense such stimuli all in one day.

Energy does not automatically equal sentience, nor does transforming energy automatically equal pain.

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Consciousness and energy combined equals sentience.

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It’s not so simple. Consciousness is in essence the same as sentience and everything is energy so your statement is like sentience+any random thing=sentience. While your statement is true, it is rather pointless to say at this space.

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Yes everything is energy. But not all energy is conscious.

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That’s what I said in the first place thanks for clarifying me though.

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Then how can plants be low energy then… lol

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My exact words were “Plants have some energy but its more like a fuzz, a waters, like a magnet.”

Low on what scale? Low in what way? Low is a fairly non-descript label in this scenario.

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Some doesn’t sound like a lot.

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Some what? You mean to say that low doesn’t seem like high. High relative to whom? If you look at it upside-down high seems low. If you compare the energy of a plant to the cosmos it is completely infinitesimally small.

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But it isn’t compared to the cosmos… it is part of the cosmos, so how can you compare something which is itself already, just conscious.

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If it cannot be compared to anything, don’t use terms like “low” which are comparison type terms. Plants have a lowlevel energy, similar to a waters. I suppose if a tree was cut off it might form a pain detectable by sentience.

You wonder why I say low, it is because the volume and sharpness of their consciousness relative to sentient beings is quite low.

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Except they themselves are sentient… I don’t see how the are low energy when they sit and absorb the sun all day and soak nutrients.

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Maybe you’re just in a simulation, so you don’t end up creating a shitty world, like grammar school for creators.

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What do I think of DarkMatter’s cartoons? I find them highly entertaining and humorous. Though I find some of his philosophies a bit juvenile, yet in a cute way.

This particular body is not that healthy so I cannot maintain God consciousness at all times. Also, the Internet is a Serpent with bad energy that confuses my thoughts. I am fairly impressed by this thing called the Internet, it seems to be a functional and complex device. I could have only made such a thing by proxy, it is surely too functional and devoid of serious knots and tangles to be anything made by me. The serpent’s negative energy is of course provided by my filthy creations.