Come Humans, I am Lucifer, Your deciever ask of me what you wish and I will tell you only lie’s so sweet that belief in them will be Iresistable…
I knew it.
Excellent… finally you make yourself known. I have waited for this a long time, my master! I want to direct a 300 million dollar movie for New Line. Or make that two. I’ve allready written them, so you won’t have to bother about that. Just get me the money. Please.
Hell, I thought you didn’t exist.
Is there any way that you could blink yourself into never-having-existed?
Thanks – denial of reality is presently in vogue, and I do so want to fit in.
Sabrina,
Make myself not exist? Who do you think I am? God??
Milikowskian:
Movie huh? Well you’ll need New lines aproveal for that, and they’ll probably butcher it. Better off makeing it an indipendant film. More monay but then …that’s really not an Issue for you is it??..
There are grnt’s for that type of thing and since I dont own my Own prenting press I can’t GIVE you money…However:
I am sure some of your loved ones have fat Insurance policies, Would you be willing to give me their soul’s in exchange for say…An accident?
If you are too impatient to wait for the grant’s.
Since you claim me as your master, your soul already belong’s to me so you can’t Bargan with what you dont have…
To everyone:
(Why do people alway’s ask of me the material question’s, can you give me this that…whatever, I mean it’s true I will… For a price, and God does not,…but still I have yet to here a question that doesnot apply to a physical want or need)
However You seam to think my Powers allow only for the Physical, I do Own and run my own Realm you know, Just like God does…Only “I” Unlike God am more sympothetic to the want’s and need’s of Human’s.
Oh and Ucci,
Move this one too, Back to the religions forum,
Lucifer is a referance to a religiouse being and claiming to be such for the intent of debateing religion belong’s…Where? In the religion forum…
Of course I could always PM Imp and inform him your abuseing your Moderator Power’s…Which is what your doing. 
You’re lying. Liar.
That would mean I was telling the truth though wouldn’t it?
No.
Cute and clever, oh great and horny one.
Though if Nietzsche can make God disappear, I wonder if some of the lesser philosophers around here can chant the littler likes of you into non-existence.
Well, that’s why we ask you those material questions – you’re really good at that soul-trading game.
Why do you care?
Where in the hell are you?
[size=59]I live in Tennessee, too, so I was curious.[/size]
It’s not that I care Human, I’m stuck here just as you are, And wether or not the Christian’s and other God loveing religion’s believe there going to heaven or not is irelevant…Simply because there own Bibles say 100,000. That’s it ONLY 100,000 Humans will be allowed access into Heaven. And 999,000 (give or take) are already dead. also these are from the tribe’s of hebrewnite’s…Sorry if your not of Hebrew Origin your out of luck too. You dont have a reservation in heaven, But hells Open to all, Come on down it’s really a Party…
Were going to be in hell together, mine aswell get to know each other…
God’s Gone? That would make me the one in charge now… Funny, Human’s still seam to worship him, hes Obviously Still around, Guess Nietzsche did’nt do a very thorough job… A shame really…
Does God exist, oh, prince of eternal blithe ?
If I exist then is it not logical to say my opposite does also?
Quite so, indeed. My thoughts exactly. 
Now, are you a creation of God, or do you and Him share the same…um… substance-thingy ?
This can be answered in more than one way:
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God claims to be Omnipotent and the creator of all, in his claim he would state that I am his creation, By his claim would we not also share the same metiphysical makeup for the most part?
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I am that I am, Whatever that is…
Ya, cool.
Are you and God antagonistic, or is there a tacit agreement between the two of you on the issue of misleading and bamboozling the poor sods on Earth, the type of which we find in Job or in the prologue to Goethe’s Faust ?
I got a question for ya!
Where is your halo? Where on the planet did it fall when you made your descent?
Cheers
-OKComp
Hmm… well as soon as you decide to let me know where it is, I will seek it out and squander it.
-OKComp