A silly man is so hard to come by these days! =D>
Good on you
Move to Utah cause I think he’s taken.
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And you coulda had that silly man if you hada made your move a couple months ago. 
Hello F(r)iends,
I’m getting married!!
I hope my wife doesn’t mind.
First, I need to become a Mormon or a Muslim.
Welcome to the family Bessy! 
-Thirst
Wow… just like that?.. 
Holy shit… i mean matramony.
HmHMHHMHMmh, no, god no…
I cant spell matramony can i?
I need sleep.
Wait… maybe shes serious… S:-|
Dan, there’s an ‘i’ in there somewhere…
Then who’s gonna marry hunger?
I AM hunger. I need to marry sustenance and thirst.
Well if she is hunger and he is thirst, ill choose one of the last and most vital positions:
(breathing) > (food+water)
Air me iz. 
I am substance, Being itself, experiencing itself
You, of course, are all part of me, except detrop, who is absence-for-itself