I just want to thank Satan for this oppurtunity of being apart of this website.
Here is a word from our matriarch Maxine:
youtube.com/watch?v=N70j0dhtkrs
Do not look directly at her, for that is an insult to her greatness.
Good God!! I’ve found my soulmate!! How can I get in touch with her?
Send her a gift certificate in the mail for a free buffet at the Golden Corral?
This is how you might win her, Smears.
Aww man. You think she’d really go out with me?
I almost fell out of my chair laughing looking at this post.
Awsome humor. 
Wait, you are thanking Satan? Who out of tradition cannot exist except as a counterpart to God? Have you turned over a new leaf Joker?
Grats. Starting random threads has gotten you far wise one. Keep spreading your joy to the masses! I will see you at 1234 posts!
Do you not know what humor is?
No clue whatsoever.
I probably have the same amount of knowledge about humour as you do about sarcasm. Next time I will try and be a little clearer with me mocking your posting choices.
Excellent. =D>
I just got past my three upside down sixes post. Yay for post number 999.
Hail Satan!
Listens to AC/DC Highway To Hell in the background.