You guys wanna see my balls? I shaved my inner thighs, and because I’m a carpenter with an eye for symmetry, the shave lines are so perfect i look like a show poodle. The jock itch is history. Didn’t stand a chance. Ketoconazole. GET IT. It won’t let you down.
And who the fuck named it ring worm? Like i wanna be freaked out when i break out in the shit and haven’t yet read the whole article. Don’t say ‘worms’ unless it’s fuckin worms, bro.