Good show. Sometimes in life there are difficult things to do. It can take every ounce of strength to do them. We cannot avoid difficult tasks. At least not for very long. The breaking of any bindings can cause pain, but it also open up new possibilities that could not have existed before. You have made a space, which is necessary for the begining of anything new.
as a rover,i absolutely dont know enough about your situation to make any kind of comment. i wonder if somehow everyone else knew what was going on. my only question is why you had to break up,but that is probly none of my business.
Dogging - sex in a public place with a stranger
Goosing - sex with a subordinate, usually a secretary
I am with Ad on the porking thing, I also first thought cheesies was a new slang for something that I really did not want to know but, the darn curiousity started trying to figure out porking, cheesies and bean bag. Thought of my own interesting versions, now I need to get a beanbag and surprise my darlin. 
ummm, Kris, you obviously have a vivid imagination, but forget the bean bag. The damn thing just keeps going away till you hit hard floor. errr, a friend told me that. 
JT
I’ve heard a phrase almost exactly the same on the Blue Collar Comedy Tour.
“Sitting naked in a bean bag chair eating cheetos.”
THAT’S where it’s from.
Friggin Jeff Foxworthy… the only funny thing he ever said.
Actually it was the other guy. The more-unfunny one, who began the show by talking about the plane ride and how rediculously drunk he was…
Ron White. That was the guy.
Hmm…
I was having sex with the Mrs. the other day - We tried a double spam-wolfer, followed by a tricky reversed elbow-crippler - and finalé’d with a rather poor attempt at a bishop’s mongoose, on the already much abused hammock.
But perhaps that’s a bit advanced for you young’uns.
In this country ‘bean’ is a slang term for a clitoris hence ‘beaning’ or ‘flicking the bean’ is a term for a woman pleasuring herself. As to what that would make a ‘beanbag’ I’ll leave you to speculate.
Well, you learn something new everyday! How about a backwards pump thump, or a reverse levitating pole vault in a shower or pool or tub.
Never heard of flicking the bean, but, have heard of Macho taco.
playing with your food is just wrong.
-Imp
and I am sure rowan atkinson always pictured himself as something more than a dildo…
then again…
-Imp
I enjoyed “bishop’s mongoose” here.
So did we.
ahhhh! i skipped that thread till’ today. silly me! i thought it would not be interesting enough plus i didnt want to get involved in another relationship thread. well. the rest of ILP was already there.
just wanted to explain why i didnt know.
wow you felt sorry for leaving him, from what i remember he was a creap, you should be happy you don’t have him weighing you down.
but on the plus you broke it to him nicely, my last girlfriend just left, havent seen her in a year, though are child is a good reminder