Ahh… got it!
Mundane Babble…
How To Make Toast By Jenna
www2.lhric.org/pocantico/taverna/98/jf.htm
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Get some bread. Then put it in the toaster.
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Then push the button down and then wait a minute.
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Then it will pop up. Then put it on a plate.
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Then get some butter and put it on the toast.
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And then your toast is ready for you to eat.
Yummy! Yummy! Yummy!
Ok, clearly she is about the actual toast. Who knew?
I have no idea what the fuck she’s talking about
clueless 
You must be doing it wrong.
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What is so great about sex?..
The right partner for a woman. Almost any partner for a man.
Women who find sex boring can often find a partner who will light their fire.
To describe the excitement of sex is like the joke about somebody slipping on a banana skin…
You have to be there!
Now you’ve got me lusting after banana skins…
Everything you say here is true enough, but I took a different approach to the question - namely asking myself if I could live without it. It’s certainly not a big deal the way communicating, eating, sleeping, thinking, and breathing are. Thus, what’s the big deal about sex? It’s not a big deal. Aside from the procreation thing, it’s a leisure activity that I would readily trade in for a host of others.
That being said, I’m certainly being too serious. Sex is fuckin’ great, of course.
Sex is like a joke - no fun if you keep it to yourself…
I know this isn’t strictly true, but you take my point.
I think you are worrying too much about other people and why they do what they do. Worry about your own life by all means, and try to be happy in what you do…
What is so great about sex? Ideally, it is the act of providing direct physical pleasure to the person you love. What you seem to be objecting to (and what many people seem to be advocating) ((sign of the times I suppose)) is the meaninglessness of loveless sex. Some might say that sex has a purpose, being to reproduce, but without love sex then becomes simply a matter of utility. Some might say that pleasure is the be-all end-all, but pleasure without love is pointless. Meandering egotism in an act that requires the presence of another person (aside from masturbation) is simply using another person for one’s own pleasure. Such as it is, you are correct to disdain an attitude like that.
As with all activities its main function is the alleviation of boredom.
Have you ever known a hamster to get bored?
Yeah, like what saitd said,
People have sex to not do homework.
I can understand the why perfectly well, but I’ve noticed that many in my age group cannot prioritize, thus they become slaves to their appetites. I loathe such persons.
Hmmm… Sex with someone you care for is definitly better than one you don’t (my experience) – simply because your comfortable around the person. I don’t even like kissing someone I don’t care for.
But as far as sex being romantic and spiritual and all that “onesness” b.s. that’s called organized religion and hollywood selling dumb dreams. Though some rough carnal action with someone you care about who isn’t afraid to go nasty and talk dirty – hey, now we’re talking. And then you could do all the nice mushy stuff like going for rice crispy treats at 3:00 am in the rain with your hands wrapped around one another and all that kinda stuff – which, honestly, seems to be better than the sex. But it takes good sex for that stuff to be good. Bad sex = bad karma. Just the way it seems to work.