I get sad.

I get really sad when I see couples because I know they’re going to hell.

They seem like nice people. Unfortunately, the current plan doesn’t work that way.

So many people mock me for trying to change the plan.

Religion? Goes to hell too.

I have the best hell sight in existence.

I just happened to have camped for a while on planet earth.

How is your worldview not a religious one?

You don’t understand. We’ve made an infinite number of plans together.

I remember an older plan where we used to draw an infinite number of straws to determine who the godhead was. It was random. We did that over and over again for more years you can count.

I remember an older plan where our spirits used to store credit in their spirits that we’d have to give away to buy a carrot.

The most powerful person was the person with the most spirit credits.

I remember lots of things you don’t.

I’m here as a plan changer. You’ve done so many memory wipes that you don’t even know what a plan changer is.

I’ve believed delusions before. Pretty bizarre the things that seemed real. Stay focused on good stuff. Take good care of yourself.

You can’t do it by yourself. Nobody can.

I don’t.