I have proof that if you die you will

most likely (%99.99…) be in paradise so I want someone to die, come back to this realm, and let me die at their house since I can’t do it where I’m at, that, or just let me die at their house after I’ve proven that if you die you will most likely (%99.99…) go to paradise.

Who will volunteer?

Whoever does will get the link to the proof and we can debate it here.

Have you lost your marbles? No. You can’t die at my house. Out of the question. How dare you even ask.

How could it possibly not be justified if it meant I was going to live in eternal repeating paradise, a point I’m more than willing to prove to anyone who volunteers.

This man seems like a man of science. I volunteer.

You know, great and wise Trixie, letting a stranger come over to your house and die is not one of the better ideas you’ve come up with.

What about the legal complications? Do you want to be a murder suspect?

And you’ve already agreed without even knowing the method of suicide this person will use. What if he wants to use a shotgun? And you think you have trouble cleaning your room? You have no idea. The last time I shot a man in a house with a shotgun… er, I mean the last time I saw somebody get shot in a house (in a movie), they were cleaning for hours.

Think, Trixie. Use that pretty blue noggin of yours before you speak.

Alright my e-mail is paul.obrien.hunter@outlook.com

I want to have to rely on this site not deleting this conversations so I’d rather have it somewhere else, e-mail me, i’ll e-mail you back the proof and my forum.

on the other hand, this type of request is not unprecedented. there was a case in Berlin, where a man into S&M, requested someone to come over to his place, where they could dine together and wine, thereafter the host would murder his guest, cook him and eat him. there was one volunteer, and did exactly as prescribed by the host.

The man was tried in a court of law, and was acquitted, since both were consenting adults.

It did not fit the legal definition of murder, appearent ly.

Is this why Trixie has not been around since May 29th :open_mouth:

:laughing:

She hasn’t though :neutral_face:

Anyone from other boards heard from Trixie?

Trixie is alive and well, but obsessed with destroying the universe…

Just came here to say I read your name as “brie hunter”, and omg me too.

That’s great news… well, the first part anyway :laughing:

nobody said 'nuthin bout him 'bleedin up my house.

okay so i misread. thot he said his house.