If you got shit on your finger, you’d probably wash it with soap to make sure the finger was clean.
But when most people take a shit, they just wipe thier ass with a piece of paper.
Would you just wipe shit off your finger with a piece of paper?
I always use a baby wipe when I’m done shitting.
Just smearing shit around with a piece of paper is gross.
Thoughts?
That’s why everyone should use water as well, makes it much less messy. Feels better too. And it’s much much cleaner of course.
I agree. For a while I felt like a crazy person, carrying around a little packet of wipes. But I don’t care, I’d rather be nice and clean and fresh.
Baby wipes are disgusting.
If I’m at home: I gotta wash my ass after taking a dump / if I’m out: I gotta use a fresh-wipe - I’m with you all the way on this one, Smears!
taking a dump is great…
where do you take it and how do you carry it?
-Imp
usually i don’t shit all over my ass, so not very much toilet paper is necessary…
You’ll have to tell me how not to shit all over my ass wonderer. Maybe you could make a video and post it up. Like instructions.
basically you eat a high fiber diet and your shit comes out in neat little logs…
you can even put a ribbon on it before you flush, incase anyone is watching your sewer intake…
using a circular motion it is possible to remove the offending matter from the anus… assuming your butt cheeks dont rub the log upon ejection you should have a quick and clean job…
if not consult a personal trainer
I’ve not used toilet paper in about two years. Why don’t you use water like most of the world does? Be careful with those “baby” wipes as many of them are highly carcinogenic,
How do you use water to clean your asshole? I’m not interested in getting fecal matter on my fingers… 
301.70 is talking about using your left hand. That’s what most of the world does. You eat with your right hand.
I wouldn’t wipe my ass with any chemical-laden didie-wipe thing, and I would wipe a baby’s ass with one, either. Where should shit be, if not the asshole area? Shit is not the worst thing you can have on you, if it’s your own shit.
It’s only shit.
The sprayer works good; but I don’t think it’s standard in most North American toilets. You could likely get one at the hardware store though and save youself about twenty dollars a year in toilet paper and quite a few trees. And of course you’ll be cleaner too.
I cannot continue my day knowing I have a poo-stained ass, Faust - it’d just bug me no end!
I think that the baby wipes are very soothing. I’ve never really cared about what chemicals are going into my body.
I have to wonder about something too. Are you bi-polar by any chance? I’ll see you post about how you do the grossest things imaginable and the next day about some trivial every day stuff that nobody cares about but you find disgusting. Is it all for shock effect or do you start to feel guilty and balance it out with what you try to pass as normalcy?
Shellfish, I’m glad that you find me amusing. That’s sort of the point. Interesting that after only 14 posts you’ve uncovered my entire psyche. Analyse me please. I love it. The last person called me histrionic. Now I’m bipolar. Neat-o.
No, Smears. This is Natalie. I’ve known you since the day you started posting.
