I just got my ass kicked by a bunch of bouncers

i thought this required a post because of the irony

I just got my head thrown into a wall by a bunch of bouncers because (I was drunk) I saw these two people beating the crap out of some drunk defenseless guy so I tried to intervene. turns out the two guys were bouncers… and the other 2 that were in the immediate area tossed me into a tile wall and proceeded to work me over.

Now… I decided to post this a) cause I’m drunk and b) because it has to do with this site. If you come here, (I know… a simple philosophy forum) you have to expect a certain enviroment. I went to the club knowing what was in store, but decided to act like a hero when I shouldn’t have… and I paid for it.

This site isn’t perfect… and that’s why I love it. Anyone who thinks it will be, o r ever was, is a fucking moron.

PS. Feel free to laugh at my sore and bruised skull/body now.

No offence but you got exactly what you should have expected. As Junior Soprano said to Tony, ‘come heavy, or not at all’. If you are going to try to fight someone larger than you then you need to use ninja skills or possibly a baseball bat…

Are you ok? Youre not emotionally wounded I hope? Or is this like a cool war wound story you will delight in telling others about?

yeah dude ninjas are awesome

I know

OG,

I don’t think that they are allowed to do that are they? I would contact the police. Bouncers do not have the right to hit you under most circumstances.

Heh…

Ad, they’re not allowed… but it’s my drunken word against their coked up/sober word.

Yeah,I hate to hear that stuff though. I knew a two bouncers that killed guys like that. One guy beat a man’s head in with a brick and the other guy killed a man with one punch. Both of them ended up getting second degree murder and a long sentence.

For the drunk the punishment must fit the crime. So, that kind of violence only needs to happen when the drunk is violent.

Glad that you didn’t get hurt.

Yeah me too… I mean I shoulda just minded my own business

but when I saw 2 guys ontop of a (clearly drunk and defensless guy) I just acted out of instinct.

It was stupid… I learned a lesson, know your enviroment.

Gold star for chivalry… :slight_smile:

You gotta lay the smackdown on their asses, or so I’ve heard.

The legal thing isn’t worth pursuing - a similar thing happened to some friends of mine…

yeah… it didn’t even cross my mind to ‘report’ them. I don’t wanna wanna tell my parents (they’re both cops)

The reason that I suggested that was because beating someone up is not a just response to them being drunk and annoying. Even if they are getting physical its not. It’s called the continuum of force. An arm lock or a group bouncer action is the right thing to do. I was also motivated by the two murders that I reported here before.

You can’t really beat someone and not expect them to die, if you know what I mean.

OG - Why do you think you did the wrong thing…?

Do you remember if they left the other guy alone after bouncing your head off the wall…? If so - then you did the right thing… No…? And even if not, again you did the right thing. Most would have cruised on by.

Brave man.

Yes, three cheers for OG…btw, I bet if those bouncers knew both your parents were cops they’d be shaking in their boots…

Anyway, what sort of place was that? A typical club?

I second what Tab said, you did the right thing. Drunk brave is better than no brave at all.

Maybe…

And PG, it’s the biggest club in Halifax… but by that nature it’s also the shittiest. I hate going there… but my team won a big game so we all went out.

I actually remember saying, ‘Hey man… you’re lucky you didn’t really hurt my head or you’d be in shit’ and they sorta started to ignore me after that

Headline…

Black guy gets beaten in Halifax!

Next week…

Black guy owns Halifax!

Nah… more like “Black guy is sent crates of marijuana as compensation from The Palace, enough to last even the heaviest smoker quite a while”

Yeah, or that!