In public, I usually put two layers of clean toilet paper down first, before I sit.
I didn’t just now, it looked clean, but isn’t. I’m very aware of this, but am actively going as I type, and it’s very nasty, worst than usual, don’t want to complicate the mess even further.
So I’m sitting in another persons pee. Fuck you whoever did this.
This isn’t going good, no paper towels, very low TP supply. I’m getting worried now.
keep tp in your backpack.
I took a dispenser of napkins off the table and walked in. Its a Chinese Buffet, the waitress looked at me like I was bizarre walking funny back with it.
I’m back at my table, my drink is low, I think she is avoiding me now.
I hope you washed your hands. 
I have a friend who is a doctor.
He said you would be surprised how little can be ‘caught’ from a toilet seat.
Personally, I would avoid using public toilets, usually they are disgusting, and are indicative of how disgusting people are.
Edit
…….how disgusting people can be.
If it can be easily understood in English, it’s correct. Heck, how disgusting people is can be accepted, sounds odd, but it’s readily understood.
Its when it comes out incomprehensible to the hearer that you gone done it wrong.
Hmm…
I don’t know the traditions in the Philippines, but where I come from it isn’t necessary for a man to sit down to take a piss. You do know that, right?
Or perhaps you are of another gender.
Turd wrote:
It sounds odd because it is wrong.
The word People is plural, hence when writing people in a sentence it should be followed by are, not is. Irrespective of this, my correction was intended to convey that not ALL people are disgusting as was implied in the sentence below.
The correction was for the meaning conveyed not the use of incorrect or correct wording.
You can fool all the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time, but you cannot fool all the people all the time. 
No, there are some American dialects that talk just like that, it’s legit. If it sounds funny isn’t a rule, if it was, Australians would be banned from speaking English.
There is no official mechanism for controlling what is and isn’t proper English, it’s universally vulgar. Linguists recognize regional diction, for purposes of training the media, they can switch off for different countries. We had teachers fight a losing battle trying to get “Got” eliminated from the English language. They failed miserably, if you want to dictate that sort of shit, move to France. If you reside in a English speaking country, it’s a free language. If you get too free with it, you won’t be understood, defeats the purpose of a common tongue… but nobody, not even a monarch, has the power to dictate how it’s spoken on the large. US would balk at any attempt and purposely mutilate any correspondence.
The correction was for the meaning conveyed not the use of incorrect or correct wording.
‘Are we even talking about the same thing?’
I am the victim here, who has legs drenched in stranger urine. Have compassion on me and stop confusing me. I am very emotional and stressed out. I may have leg AIDS. They said you can’t get it from sitting on a toilet, but they never contemplated urine to skin contact. Statistics like that don’t get reported… by anyone. They rather everyone think they are addicted to drugs and used dirty needles, or committed adultery, than sit on a pee cover lid. I was very brave to come out and admit this, but I’m also very scared, and you acting like a self righteous English Teacher isn’t helping me at all. I am dying, maybe, terminally ill. Have some pitty on me. Don’t drag me through the back alley dirt of some Aussie Grammar School. I can’t take this sort of shit right now, heart is palpatating, I’m shivering, the back of my legs are sticky and ichy.
Satyr Knows : (
It’s no one’s fault if you sit down in pee. Shit like that is supposed to be part of your potty training.
If all else fails use a sock.
Ah man, you let your guard down. For some reason I am imagining some dirty and filthy unattended kind of public bathroom. What was the smell and odor like there? Was it repugnant?
Yeah, you’re probably right. You probably have the AIDS right now.
I can’t take it anymore, I’m taking a shower dammit! First thing in the morning.
Yeah, and then afterwards you’re going to want to go at a hospital and make sure you didn’t catch any AIDS.
On the other hand, it could have been much, much worst: youtu.be/IJrWlHRT-18
I think we can all agree if a toilet IS or IS NOT covered in piss…
But the question is: OUGHT one sit on a piss covered toilet? Is it moral or immoral?
No God to decide.
It’s all dasein.
Methinks that everybody who hasn’t tried it is a meatminded objectivist.
Turd has been open-minded enough to try it. iambiguous, if you don’t, it means you’re more of an objectivist than Turd.