I know everything.

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Does shaneytiger know everything worth knowing?

  • Yes.
  • He knows nothing.
  • Who the heck is shaneytiger?
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I know everything worth knowing.

Challenge me.

:smiley:

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Wonderful… I’ll start you off with a simple one :

  • Where is the ’ origin point ’ of the Bang Bang - ( in the Big Bang THEORY ) ??
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Well, it depends on whether you wan’t to be happy or sad.

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  1. What do I have in my pocket, Gollum?

  2. This thing, all things devours:
    Birds, beasts, trees, flowers;
    Kills kings, ruins towns,
    and brings high mountains down!

– What is it?

  1. It is obvious you kno everything –

To the possibility of the meaning of life, you said kno,
and to philosophy improving the intellect, you said kno…

It seems like, so far, you do kno everything!

mrn

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My question: What drove you to start this thread?

I didn’t vote because you didn’t provide an option between you knowing everything worth knowing and you knowing nothing.

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  1. Time. And if I got it wrong, I don’t know that because it’s not worth knowing.
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2 things:

  1. Pure, unadulterated hubris.

  2. I rock at everything ever.

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Does anybody want proof that I rule everything?

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How do you know everything?

also,

Why would you want to know everything?

also,

define ‘everything’ and ‘worth’?

also,
if someone brings up a question to which you do not know the answer, do you always pose that it is not worth knowing to you?

also,
if my above question is true, would this not be an endless cycle of stupidity on your part? A simple waste of time?

close this thread plz

-OKComp

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  1. Because nobody has ever proven me wrong about an issue that’s important (definition of important given in a minute.

  2. I don’t want to know everything.

  3. I don’t think that it’s useful for me to define everything, but I will do worthy.

Therefore, something is worth knowing if it is usefull to me.

  1. No, if someone brings a question to me that is not going to be usefull to me in some way, then I will say that I don’t know it. But if they can somehow prove that it’s worth knowing (it’s not useless) then I will have been proven wrong.

  2. See above.

No, I will not close this thread; if you want it to die down, then simply don’t post. This has very intertwined philosophical issues, and so I post it here.

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Dude, future man made a better thread than this, and he was drunk!

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What are the next winning lotto numbers?

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What is “worth knowing” to you? An animal knows everything “worth knowing” to itself as well.

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And I am an animal.

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Not worth knowing, and here’s why:

If you win the lottery, you will have won a certain amount of money. But why do you need money? What happiness does money bring to you? It only satiates your whims; it does not actually make you happy. True happiness comes from what you consider to be virtues getting followed. If getting money is a virtue for you, then your life will become worse, because only you will get money. For further proof that I’m right, see the deductive argument below:

P1: Shane is right about everything he says or does.
P2: Shane wrote this.

C: Therefore, this is right.

I love circular reasoning. :smiley:

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Cut Shaneytiger some slack, OKComp – he’s only 14 and his parents are going through a divorce. He’s looking for attention and a place to belong and a place to vent where people will actually listen and be impressed enough not to leave him, not to mention he’s understandably hunting around for some "A"uthorities to bash with his understandably exacerbated oppositional defiance.

I suggest the thread remain open and let it have its therapeutic effect.

And so, ST, if you know everything worth knowing, what role did you have in causing your parent’s divorce?

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And Sabrina just crossed over from being self-righteous to be a total asshat.

Congrats!

The only other poster who ever reached into that realm (that I remember) was PoR. Congrats for hanging out with lofty company.

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Shhh! Not now. It’s not what you think.

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Oooooh, brilliant psychological analysis, S. I can see the Freud inside you now.

Why don’t you respond to me in the Social Sciences board on our discussion about drugs?

I also believe your “what role did you have in causing your parent’s divorce” question is a little harsh. Again, slander: the most used tool in your increasingly small toolbox.

And no, little Ms. S, I don’t want to bash some “A”, I simply relish in getting pushed into place by people who obviously know far more than me. I call it the Colbert tactic.

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You said you know everything worth knowing.

So, let’s hear from you on what I’m sure you find worth knowing.

What role did you have in causing your parent’s divorce?