I rule.

[shaneytiger]

My vanity thread is the best here.

Please tell me you see the irony.

[shaneytiger]

And don’t even think about quoting any kind of Socrates here.

[thezeus18]

I rule more than you, because I rule more than you and I said I rule more than you.

[shaneytiger]

DAMN YOUR UNBREAKABLE LOGIC!

[nano-bug]

I’m ready to praise you. Just do something. And I’ll follow.

[shaneytiger]

Here is proof that you should praise me:

1. I think.
2. I think therefore I am.
3. I am.
4. To me, you don’t think.
5. Therefore, to me, you are not.
6. Since I know I think and I don’t know that anybody else thinks, it would be safest to say that I am the only one who thinks.
7. I am the only one who thinks.
8. No one else thinks.
9. Therefore, no one else is.
10. I am, and no one else is.
11. Therefore, I am alone.
12. Therefore, I rule over the only domain I can, or my body.
13. Therefore, I rule everything.
14. Therefore, I rule.

Hence, I rule.

Now, praise me.

Just kidding.

Maybe.

[thezeus18]

@shaneytiger

Here is proof that you should praise me:

1. I think.
2. I think therefore I am.
3. I am.
   4. To me, you don’t think.
4. Therefore, to me, you are not.
5. Since I know I think and I don’t know that anybody else thinks, it would be safest to say that I am the only one who thinks.
6. I am the only one who thinks.
7. No one else thinks.
8. Therefore, no one else is.
9. I am, and no one else is.
10. Therefore, I am alone.
11. Therefore, I rule over the only domain I can, or my body.
12. Therefore, I rule everything.
13. Therefore, I rule.

You assume that thinking is the only way to exist. And that you know whether I think or not.

[Xunzian]

Existence is suffering.

If I don’t think, then I amn’t. If I amn’t, then I have ceased suffering and am therefore superior since I have freed myself from Samsara.

[shaneytiger]

@thezeus18

@shaneytiger

Here is proof that you should praise me:

1. I think.
2. I think therefore I am.
3. I am.
   4. To me, you don’t think.
4. Therefore, to me, you are not.
5. Since I know I think and I don’t know that anybody else thinks, it would be safest to say that I am the only one who thinks.
6. I am the only one who thinks.
7. No one else thinks.
8. Therefore, no one else is.
9. I am, and no one else is.
10. Therefore, I am alone.
11. Therefore, I rule over the only domain I can, or my body.
12. Therefore, I rule everything.
13. Therefore, I rule.

You assume that thinking is the only way to exist.

Since the only thing that isn’t fallible is my thought it is the only thing I have proof of and so the only thing I can objectively hold as being real.

And that you know whether I think or not.

See point 6.

[thezeus18]

Who said your thought was infallible?

[thezeus18]

Hey, I win.

[Dan1 (Dan~)]

@Xunzian

Existence is suffering.

If I don’t think, then I amn’t. If I amn’t, then I have ceased suffering and am therefore superior since I have freed myself from Samsara.

Doing good work is also difficult.
Suffering has to do with difficulty, and taxing effort.

When you’re out of samsara, you’re 100% dead.

Buddha was a nut, I say.

[Dan1 (Dan~)]

@shaneytiger

@thezeus18

@shaneytiger

Here is proof that you should praise me:

1. I think.
2. I think therefore I am.
3. I am.
   4. To me, you don’t think.
4. Therefore, to me, you are not.
5. Since I know I think and I don’t know that anybody else thinks, it would be safest to say that I am the only one who thinks.
6. I am the only one who thinks.
7. No one else thinks.
8. Therefore, no one else is.
9. I am, and no one else is.
10. Therefore, I am alone.
11. Therefore, I rule over the only domain I can, or my body.
12. Therefore, I rule everything.
13. Therefore, I rule.

You assume that thinking is the only way to exist.

Since the only thing that isn’t fallible is my thought it is the only thing I have proof of and so the only thing I can objectively hold as being real.

And that you know whether I think or not.

See point 6.

Being fallible is like being mortal.
You can still BE, even if not forever or invincibly.

I’m relativistic, always.

[Colinsign]

On what Authority!

I am a hand grenade

[size=150]BANG!![/size]

HA! HA!

You have no legs!

…I rule!

[PhilosophyGirl]

or drool