I wish game

I was on another forum and found out about this interesting game.

Rules-

  1. Post a wish
  2. Next person grants the wish, but puts a horrible twist on it
  3. Then that person makes their own wish

I wish I could sleep tonight.

you fall in to a deep sleep, and the clowns eat you

oh, how i wish i haddn’t squashed that fish

you haddnet squashed the fish (?), but the fish was filled with delicous jolly rancher sour green apple candies

i wish i had more incense to burn

You have more incense to burn, and you burn it.

I wish this thread was never started.

Ooh - You are sooo late Gecota !!!

I wish you sleep without holes.