IF DR SATANICAL AND I HAD CHILDREN...

if we had children they would be…

  • highly intelligent
  • extremely hot
  • frightening
  • incestuous
  • twisted
  • little angels
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we are planning to create virtual offspring…

They be perfect Satanic lil’ Tomagotchi’s.

The sad thing is, I’d probably buy one.

In the wonderful lottery of genetics, parents usually get children with personalities that challenge the parent. Therefore I voted for little angels.

You can’t get pregnant from anal sex…

ever see conan o brien’s show? he does a “what if they mated” bit… funny stuff… superimposing pictures over each other to show the “offspring”…

-Imp

Picture removed by request of a crybaby.

Here’s the kid!
He/she is at their first concert eating a cheese burger!

My goodness! :laughing:

James

Picture remove by request of a crybaby.

The first kiss!!

I don’t apreciate having my photos doctored you childish prick.

It’s for the purpose of satire you thin skinned “Satanist” and as mentioned it is done on TV. Don’t cry! I will remove them.

Ya…satire.
Only minus the humor, and any semblance of cleverness.
…idiot…

:astonished: those pictures were scary…
…maybe we shouldnt have children… :cry:

ever see conan o brien’s show? he does a “what if they mated” bit… funny stuff… superimposing pictures over each other to show the “offspring”…

The above post inspired it! Just meant for a laugh. Didn’t you ever see the show?

I’ll vouch for Adlerian, because you know my opinion means so much being new and all. :unamused: “What if they mated” is great stuff.

[size=117]This thread is so fucking gay… I’m glad to see ILP has gone the way of most other forums in this regard- I just hate reading this kind of childish shit![/size]

PMS- can you tell!?.. Enjoy yourselves, don’t mind me- I’m out of here!

But ILP Goddess, you’re supposed to stay!

yeah, and eat some chocolate :imp: :imp: :imp: