you’re lying on your death bed, and this is last thing you tell the world.
I’d hope I say something like. . .
I smarter than you all (heavy breath) but I still love ya (cough) . . . and the wallpaper in this room is terrible . . . and the music is about to climax and I have regrets . . .but I dont care . . and this is a run on sentence that I will . . . (Dead)
I borrowed part of that about the wallpaper. I heard some one said before they died.
I slept with your sister too…Jesus was black…/dies
hahaha
Honestly though, my dying words will be a long winded “fuck you” to all my friends and family. if a dying persons last words to me were “fuck your hat, slut”, I probably wouldn’t get down about their death as long as I would otherwise. what is the point of being remembered in a good light? there really is none. I would rather my loved ones forget about bygones, and enjoy themselves.
Even better than my last hahahaha!!!
I have changed my will…the cat gets everything!
This should be easy…
I’d hope to have a loved one or two nearby, and just say something like ‘I’ll miss you’.
Last words:
“Get Joseph and Evil-Monkey to repair my broken spirit. Don’t look through the fucking-papers in my room. Don’t touch my room. Leave my relics alone, I’ll need energy-sources. See you later, n00bz…”
haha, Dan, my screen wasn’t big enough and it looked like you said, Dont look through my fuck room. And then I pictured a stash of porn.
“I’m still dreaming.” A bit of Descartes for ya!
I’d tell my daughter that I’m proud of her, and I love her. And that’s it.
I would make sure that my family knows i love them and always will ,Plus , Thanks for the ride its been great, although there were a few too many bumps and making me get out and push while it was raining was not really nice. but, hey I saw someone beside me trying to push while up to their neck in shit, so I have no complaints, Thanks
None of you request weekly sacrifices/spiritual upgrades…
“I can imagine myself on my death-bed, spent utterly with lust to touch the next world, like a boy asking for his first kiss from a woman.†- Aleister Crowley
“are you out of your minds! i’m glad i’m dying, about time i can relax for a good long time.oh yes, the money belongs to the US government
freedom isn’t cheap you know.”
that felt good besides i already forget things so i’m sure someone will back me up afterwords saying something like “of course he loves you it was just his time to leave” 
damn right! 
“Was that it? I wanted to see what happened to the world”
“Close the damn fridge already - I’ll never freeze at this rate !!!”
Booo yeah! Cryogenic.
Take a bag of frozen peas out of the freezer and put it on his head.
No waistin’ time.