If You Go Away (Pissed-Off Bug-Stomping Version)

[size=75]With all due respect to DarkAngel, I’m sorry, but I couldn’t help myself![/size]

If you go away,
your putrescent stink would continue to stay,
and all things sweet-smelling would stay away.

If you go away,
your stupid face would stay if my eyes closed,
and I couldn’t stop it from appearing as I dozed.

If you go away,
I would make sure you didn’t go very far,
because I can’t wait to hit you with my car.

If you go away,
things will never be the same,
because you gone will leviate my pain.

If you go away,
I can finally draw a picture of your heart,
and put it on the wall and play a game of darts.

…and if you go away,
dammit, I swear,
I will kill every bug I see,
because they all look like YOU.

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I went searching for an old poem, and instead came across this… I still can’t believe I wrote this… it’s too funny in my eyes.

I think the title should be “Ode To a person most Dear.”