I'm a Banana

I’m a banana;
That’s what I am:
A banana.
I wanna be peeled;
Peel me!
Peel me!
I wanna be peeled,
I want you to peel me.

What’s the matter?
Are you worried about getting bits of banana under your finernails?
Fine, don’t peel me then. I didn’t wanna be peeled anyway…

I find this poem appealing…

(terrible, I know, but someone was going to say it)