Trixie,
Sure you’re not really from Paris in the seventeenth century.
Though I am a skeptic, I can believe that this is plausible. I do think that in some way you might be a genius though not necessarily another bible - PLEASE enough already. If you were to write a book though, seriously Trixie, what can you see yourself writing?
I didn’t grasp what you’re saying here. What’s the relationship to what I said above…I didn’t even realize…
People associate me with pain, so if you enjoy my presence it implies you are a masochist.
Truth be told Trixie always needed some lackeys so I would be honored if you could be my sidekick and proof-read my book because I want it to be marketable to the masses, an entity which I cannot really relate at all with and thus am not well-equipped for optimal communication with.
…not really, Trixie. Sometimes I love you and sometimes I feel I can almost strangle you 
but I don’t suffer because of you. I am aware of the fact that you can sometimes be a pain in the neck (can’t we all be- I know I am at times) but I save the suffering for something real and worth it. That’s not to say that you’re not worthy but not of my suffering. Of course, if I found out you died, I think I’d grieve for a bit. Yes, I would.
Any chance you might have had with me someday proof reading a book of yours just went out the window with the word “lackey”. You’ll need to find yourself another one. I try my damndest not to be anyone’s lackey so you’re out of luck sweetie. You’ll have to find someone else. 
Okay, you can be my henchman then. Deal?
I will even let you strangle me, if you dress me up in latex and bring the whips and chains first.
This is exactly why I need you as my proofreader. I don’t know what offends people and what doesn’t. I thought being Trixie’s lackey was a cool thing.
For crying out loud - that really made me laugh out loud - maybe you can PM Erik and he can do that job for you.
It’s not in me to do that.
You didn’t offend me at all, Trixie with the lackey word. I just do realize some things about myself. She dragons can never be lackeys - no matter what. Not even for hot guys like Ryan Phillipe - well, who knows, maybe for him but probably not. But again, who knows…but probably not. Ah, life is not easy.
Could you blame me? But a she dragon can certainly fantasize about being his lackey. But probably not which would mean that my heart would have to be broken. Ah to be or not to be - his lackey? Always best to allow the suffering earlier and getting it over with then later when it’s been compounded.
Of course, some people enjoy being a lackey to others. It serves a purpose with them so you just have to find who fits with you. But you must also have compassion and don’t take advantage of them - just because they don’t realize what they are about.
Do it for science. Be a slave to the Cause of Philosophy.
Okay, I am going to PM you a couple chapters soon. Tell me which of them are rubbish.
You are not a lackey, but a critic. Smell the champagne and play with your little olive in the glass.