A young lad walked into a fruit shop.
The owner was talking to himself;
He picked up a banana and said:
“Who wants this banana?
Who’s gonna buy this banana?”
He turned to the young man:
“Do you want this banana? Do yer?”
“I want some bananas, yes,” he replied, “but not necessarily that one.”
The owner threw it on the floor and stamped on it.
He picked it up;
“Do you want it now? Do you want this fucking banana now?”
“Err, no” he said.
“Piss off then” he replied.
The young man walked out, somewhat confused.
This is awful. I loved it terribly.
:D/ I laughed heartily!
lol
(I wrote this impulsively months ago
I figured it was relevant to this thread)
Sliced Bananas:
bananas are shaped like penises.
and there was once this man
who HATED eating bananas…
he hated eating bananas
in their “phallic form”
as he put it
so everytime he “had” to eat
a banana he would
peel it quickly holding it
like a dirty nappy
then, using a sharp knife,
he would slice the entire
banana into little discs
and eat them one at a time
“like a sweetie” he said.
“and not like a penis at all”
this gave him some feeling of security.
he claimed that women
loved to eat bananas
and that a banana
was naturally for women
and that any men who
ate bananas without
slice them into little
discs was “highly suspious”
and could not be trusted
after a long period of time
this man was drawn, no, was
“called” to form a small Guid
called “Men against bananas eaten
in the phallic state”
There primary aim was to stop
all men from eating bananas in
their true penis like form.
They wanted to encourage
men to slice their bananas
and thus fre themsleves
from the inherent
automatic homo-sexuality
of eating a banana in
its truest form…
in short,
bananas
imposed
upon the eater
certian
unconsious
homosexual
suggestions
which “impose”
upon the mind
covertly
the desire
to
suck cock!
the man
was immediately
supported by Evangelists,
old men selling biblical tracts,
the institute of absolute masculinity,
and real men are not effeminate.co.uk
business comapnies
became interested in
the possible “marketing benefits”
of sliced banana, of dried banana,
of freez dreid banana, in short,
of the non-phallic banana
within a year of long
talks and phone calls
and cash flow decisions
and consultation with
certian third world countries
regarding the export and import
of bananas and confirming the
agreement to
“re-shape the banana”
it was agreed that
from a number of
these countries
bananas would be
sliced before
leaving theshore
and then delivered
throughout
the world in sliced
form.
it took consumers
some time
before succumbing
to the sliced banana
and doing away with
the old phallic
style banana
which oppressed
men with its
latent homosexual
shape and form
and the homiosexuality
of the act of eating
the phallic banana
itself.
the man became
very famous and
very rich very quickly
and he is hailed
throughout many parts
of the world
for taking the
cock out of banana
he aims to do the same
with carrots, parsnips,
and perhaps even house
hold goods…
“the phallus is not a
sign of male domination
but of masked homosexuality”
- his maxim!
this is the story
of the man
who made
sure that bananas
would never be
eaten in their
true form
Glad you liked it 
Nice banana story.