Well for those of you that do not know, I am James’s girlfriend. He did not want to let anyone know we were together because he thought I would embarass him. I am not here to embarass him but just to make sure that you all know who we are.
In John Fowles’s The Magus Nicholas was spun around and around by Conchis and June and Julie—folks pretending to be other than they claimed to be. The novel revolved around how we acquire a sense of reality [and a sense of identity] in a world we can view only from a particular point of view.
This isn’t another one of those, is it?
No, she is very real. There is no pretending.
Be nice to her if you can.
She is a simple woman that is not well read in academical subjects where alot of what is spoken about here she is completely unaccustomed with.
I had assumed this much for a while now.
Of Course, I am a Gentleman.
But you Joker will get no such courtesy, I don’t think you would want it that way anyhow. 
You have to be kidding you are not here to embarrass him then what sort of girlfriend are you? 
Yeah he embarasses himself just fine. 
I’ll embarass him to a point but I won’t get to ahead of myself!
I love everything about this thread.
Well, as real as any of us pretend to be on line. And I am nice to ideas more or less than I am to the folks who shamelessly think them up.
And lots and lots of folks at ILP will adamently note my own failure to be “well read in academical subjects”. This is true. Why? Just lucky I guess.
Do I sense a bit of sarcasm in that statement?
At the very least you will give it to her.
Your correct, I don’t want it.
No, actually, not this time.
Surprising.
Okay… time for me to confess as well. I am the unborn child inside your womb. That Iphone you lost? You didn’t lose it, you sat inront of it, I was looking down, saw it, and plucked that sucker up. I have it charging off your nervous system. Lot’s of embryo porn online.
I already have 12 friends on facebook, and owe taxes for 2011 due to my online gambling.
Hi, HQ–
James said:
Please hit him upside the head–on the same side as his abscessed tooth–hard enough to loosen it. Maybe then he’ll get treatment for it and we won’t have to listen to his complaints about that, at least.
I, too, am a simple woman. I don’t understand half of what the Joker says–but then, I’m totally unaccustomed to people like him. His world is far removed from mine–or maybe my world is far removed from his!
Keep up the good work of living with him. =D>
Ha!
Funny.