Japanese flag syndrome

i’m getting Japanese flag syndrome again,
it’s been happening on and off for over a year
maybe longer: it’s hard to say…

I wipe and god! there is a red
mixed wit the you know what
it’s quite worrying…

and i’m an Anal virgin!
i think one guy tried to get it
up there and didn’t have much success.
We were both drunk. So it’s not
that my ass bag has worn out.
No way…

and i’ve also been waking up
with brown mucus caked to my tongue
as though i have some infection
deep in chest in lung

I’m willing to believe
I could have prostate cancer
or perhaps hemorrhoids growing
I know this sort of aliment can
occur from drinking too much
and I drink quite a lot.

I should really book an
appointment with the Doctor
but I’m terrified to Go
not because of what might
be diagonsed but because
I just can’t bring myself
to have a Docotor inspect
my Rectrum, my sphincter,
my Ass…

Damn! Horrific
deadly embarassing
but perhaps
I’d rather die of embarassment
than know what lurks up there.