Jealousy serves utterly no practical purpose.
Jealousy is EVIL.
Jealousy is significantly worse than child molestation.
Jealousy is WEAK. Jealousy is INEFFECTUAL.
Jealousy is admitting “I don’t have what it takes. I’m not good enough.”
Jealousy is like death, but smells worse.
There is a reason that the latter part of the word is “LOUSY.”
Jealousy is death.
Jealousy is Hell.
Jealousy IS decomposure.
jealousy is the engine of socialism/communism
equality is for the dead
-Imp
I just wanna know what jealousy’s gotta do with:
Jealousy is a typo.
I could never be jealous of someone who cannot distinguish between ‘your’ and ‘you’re’.
Shakespeare’s worst tragedy is primarily about jealousy. Tells you something.
I didn’t type that on there. I knew it wasn’t correct. It was probably a mistake on the part of the person who made it which maybe inadvertently made it even funnier.
jealousy has a clear and obvious purpose, to promote competition and evolution faster. But it is still a [size=150]bitch.[/size]
That and Jerry Springer.
I bet all my quatloos you haven’t experienced rape, met satan, or been to hell. Amirite?
What do you guys think is the best way to deal with jealous people? I tried the altruist thing, giving them compliments all the time to make them feel better, but usually they only take the compliments as a new weapon to use against you, proclaiming now how wonderful they are and how you are not. Then you get “The Sly Smile”, which is supposed to be a personal smile but they want you to see it so you can see how self-satisfied they are. Trust me, I think the smile is fake, but it is usually darn convincing, so don’t fall for it. Jealousy is folly, it hurts a person but you should know that the other person is already somewhat inferior merely by hating you for a thing you are entitled to. Of course one must not brag either.
it isn’t bragging if you can do it
-Imp
When I meet a jealous person I just talk over their head and make them feel stupid. So far this has worked every time.
I have never met someone who was blatently jealous. They usually just act out is sever diffrent way to deal with this “jealousy”. They are usually shit talkers. and usally behind your back.
Jealousy is a feeling and can’t becompared to either a noun or a verb. I’ve felt jealous before. Did I die? No.
And guess the fuck what? When I felt jealous, I had just taken a shower and I smelled perfectly fine; very fresh, very minty.
Doing so would be grammatical heresy. And besides, jealousy isn’t that bad. Without jealousy there would be no life.
You can blame a sin all you want, but a sin it will stand, and it’s best to realize that without sins humans wouldn’t exist.
And besides - I would STRONGLY reccomend you don’t say that jealousy is worse than child molestation. I’ve had experiences, and nothing would infuriate me more than for you to continue saying that.