If you were sitting on a bench and Jesus was sitting next to you all of a sudden, like from a miraculous instant birth out of nothing or at most thin air. How would he address you, and if you would not be too baffled by the instant presence of Jesus the man, what would you say to him?
If you are a woman, would you have sexual feelings for Him? I have known men who have had sexual preferences for Jesus, and also Moses. Moses is in fact a very erotic symbol to many Christians because he is half-pagan, and also financially reliable.
I might if I were Mary, the Magdalen, which title is given to her because of the place of her birth. I would expect Jesus to address me by my name, Elizabeth, which was his aunt’s name. I’d say, “Hi, there, How’re you doing, Jesus?” Since he was human, I’d expect him to go on about the difficulties he’s faced with the human interpretations of what he said–how he’d applied Ocham’s Razor to what he said before he said it so that even the simplest minds could understand him. I’d expect him to rail on about how both complex minds and simplistic minds make his message so abstruse, it only results in continued controversy and war.
I’d then give him a big hug, pat him on the back and remind him his dad made them. He just tried to save them from themselves.
This is my first–and probably only–contribution to this forum.

Mighty fine of you to arrive