Joker Becomes A Family Man

Somewhere in the last week I have myself been seduced by a beautiful woman for better or for worse…

She has one single 1 year old daughter as a struggling young mother.

Now that were together it looks like she wants me to play the role of the adopted father when it concerns the greater household.

If you were to ask me four weeks ago if somebody as dysfunctional like myself would become a family household man I would of laughed at you calling you absurd but life is funny like this where stuff of this nature comes out of nowhere when it concerns unpredictability.

For something like this to happen it truly must be the end of the world as we know it…

Just call me Pa-Pa…

Congratulations! :clap:

You remind me of this quote I’ve heard before: “Life is what happens when you’re making other plans.

Oh… dear… God… :wink:

no joker, you’re are too special to be a family man, family men are the worst sort of men, i think you’re too smart to become one, you have greater things in store for you, i’m not sure whatr, but greater things, don’t limit yourself, be pure, be a joker, live anarcho hedonistic egoistic chaos to it’s fullest, be with this girl for a little while and then abandon her, make your own fucking code.

If there’s to be anything to smash one’s own pretensions and pre-conceptions about oneself, it’s the “stuff of this nature,” i.e. the seduction of a beautiful woman.

Be happy ,be almost honest and love the person not the sex, I hope it works for you three

Sounds correct… :laughing:

Indeed… :wink:

Quite so. She is just as wild as I am so the great news is that we tend to balance each other out.

I can still enjoy all of that with her. No need for the limitations.

Well if you must ask Dr. Ruth I must say that out of all the women I’ve had my paws into she is the only one that can catch up with my physical libido. It’s always great when there are two nymphomaniacs in any relationship. :smiley:

Other than that she really has a deep centered genuine concern about me making myself feel wanted which is a rare thing to find in a ‘true’ sense these days beyond deceptive facades and appearances of the majority social norm.

I guess there is somebody out there for everybody after all… :laughing:

That’s very good advice… Although you could like the sex a whole lot! Heck, even love it, but first and foremost love the person.

Congratulations–Daddy!

Less than a month, eh?

Gonna be hard to rob all those banks and be on the road with a baby, you should find a girl with no attachments, except to you, guns and sticking it to the man… or not, far be it from me to tell you how to live your life, maybe you could raise your children to fight alongside you.

Wise words here.

Are they?

The history of human pair-bonding indicates that it’s actually a quite subversive activity. Despots often go after it, try to destabilize it, because it is something that “the man” cannot control. And I don’t mean that in a cheesy ‘power of love’ way.

One of the most abused areas of the criminal law these days is the law surrounding conspiracy, where the state is quick to spread liability to everyone who touched a criminal enterprise. The reason for overreach is that humans acting in groups are difficult to control, and are very threatening to the control imposed by government. Family is conspiracy on steroids.

I believe so, Joker seems honest with his intent to care for a child, a daughter, but his nature also seems more self-centered and bent on revenge against society itself. A daughter would only hold him back for his true goals of realizing a dystopia. Joker can correct me if I’m wrong about this. :smiley:

Are you getting a job?

That’s a bummer, Joker. With all the escalating violent protests going on in the US, it must be a true heaven for someone like you.
(I almost expect to see you on TV, smashing bank windows with a baseball bat, or throwing Molotov cocktails at the police line).

It happens.

Nods. Robbing banks is so passe. If anything we will be a criminal sort of couple in some newer form.

There’s a thought.

Of course. Like she was one of my own.

Can’t deny that. I might not have to do anything at all of course. Society at large presently is already destroying itself in rapid pace more so than I could ever hope for. I might sit it out for awhile.

Au -contraire! I never said that I didn’t want a family. [-X

Having that is a great coping mechanism within the global dystopia.

Plus with a relationship there is ample amounts of sex on tap.

Done.

Trying to. 22% unemployment in the United States nationally isn’t helping me any.

It is actually. I welcome the global dark ages with a smile. :smiley:

Nah, I’m only in the game of existence for myself and those chosen to be apart of my inner circle.

I could care less about everybody else. They are too stupid to realize what kind of world they exist in.

I have no intentions of starting a revolution. I’m just a simple thief and looter in it for himself.

:laughing: :laughing: I guess most Moms have a little bit of Ruth in them, I did not mean not love having sex just don’t make it number one. Intimacy is extremely important but not the most. It can end up like eating cheerios day after day. You may love it now but if there is nothing else you will stop eating and loving cheerios and find something else.

Hedonism’s pleasures doesn’t last forever, that’s when family restores the what was broken by hedonism. Though I will say, joker is too young to become a family man.

I must say that even though I’ve accumulated a disdain for monogamy over the years if I was to settle for just one woman the person I’m currently with could facilitate such a permanent settlement. :wink:

Have I become emotionally attached to somebody? Maybe…

I’ll never admit it here…

She really is one of the kind from my constant travels.

Young I may be but wise in intelligence, wisdom, experience and splendor I am. [-X =P~