Jokes, All...

If you are a sensitive person dont read this, this is only for open minded people here just for a good laugh, all jokes welcome. Racist, Sex, Lawyer,Blonde, Whatever it is.

How do you know if a blonde has been at your computer?

There’s white-out on the screen.

How does a blonde turn off the lights after having sex?

She shuts the car door.

What do you call a Black guy in Ireland?

Lepracoon!

i like this one! :slight_smile:

My reply to Mears in the “Why Blacks are Disorganized Thread” or whatever. It was funny so I’m postin it here.

They don’t organize anything, silly. They use the allowance money of fifty million angry teenagers who bought their albums to pay housekeepers to organize their mansions.

The only thing they organize is their interviews on MTV. And if the interview consisted of anything more than “yee-yah, you know what I’m sayin?”, they’d probably have to hire someone to write it.

What do A blackman and Batman have in common?

They Both cant go out at night without Robbin.

3 Mexicans walking down the road, they come across a pile of shit in there path, first one looks and it and says “looks like shit”, the Second one Smells it, says “smells like shit”, and the 3rd one Taste it, says “taste like shit”

They all look at eachother and one says “good thing we didnt step in it”.

An engineer, an experimental physicist, a theoretical physicist, and a philosopher were hiking through the hills of Scotland.
Cresting the top of one hill, they see, on top of the next, a black sheep. The engineer says: “What do you know, the sheep in Scotland are black.”
“Well, some of the sheep in Scotland are black,” replies the experimental physicist.
The theoretical physicist considers this for a moment and says “Well, at least one of the sheep in Scotland is black.”
“Well,” the philosopher responds, “on one side, anyway.”

this one is a little fucked up but ill say it newayz.

A man and a girl are walking through the forest and are continually going deeper and deeper into the forest when the little girl starts the get nervous and says the man . "Mr. im getting scared .

The man looks and the girl and says …“your scared? i have to walk back alone”

Q - How do you get a dead baby out of a blender?
A - Nachos

Q - Why did Hitler kill himself?
A - He got the gas bill

Q - How do you get 25 Jews in a small car?
A - Two in the front, two in the back, and 21 in the ashtray

Q - How do you get a clown out of a swing?
A - Hit him with an axe

I dont think this one has anyting to get

what’s the difference between a truck load of dead babies and a truck load of bowling balls?

you can unload one with a pitchfork

-Imp

What’s funnier than a dead baby?

A dead baby in a clown costume.

Why did the dead baby cross the road?

It was stapled to the chicken.

You scoop out the dead baby with chips, like you’ve blended the dead baby to make dip.

How do you keep a dead baby from sliding down the wall?

Hit it in the face with a javelin.

How did Freddie Mercury get AIDS?

It just hit him from behind.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

He was dead.

Why did the kid drop his lollipop?

He was hit by a bus.

…ahh…I know some bad ones…

How many dead babies can you fit into a regular size garbage can?
Eight.

What’s the difference between a lexus and 56 dead babies?
I don’t have a lexus in my garage.

Hahahaha

An 8-year-old girl went to her grandfather, who was working in the yard and asked him, Grandpa, what is sex?"
The grandfather was surprised that she would ask such a question, but decided that if she’s old enough to know to ask the question, then she’s old enough to get a straight answer. Steeling himself to leave nothing out, he proceeded to tell her all about human reproduction and the joys and responsibilities of intercourse.
When he finished explaining, the little girl was looking at him with her mouth hanging open, eyes wide in amazement. Seeing the look on her face, the grandfather asked her, “Why did you ask this question, honey?”
The little girl replied, “Grandma says that dinner will be ready in just a couple of secs.”

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles

Nail it’s other hand to the ground