The Revolutionary War did not go so well for them.
Nor did the Great Rematch of 1812.
Britain was a little timid come time for the U.S. Civil War, thus the side they wanted to win (at least the side Britain’s ruling body wanted to win, lost) as the North prevailed.
However, revenge is a bitch and on June 12, 2010, a day that will surely live in infamy, Great Britain will exact the full extent of its supreme power upon the United States of America in a merciless slaying publicly viewable by hundreds of millions of the world’s citizens.
On that day, Mother England will demonstrate the full extent of her ultimate superiority over all of those foolish enough to stand in her way as the citizens of South Africa can do nothing except watch in awe and bewilderment.
Prediction: 3-1